Jackie: Did You Just Refer To A Knife As A People Opener?

Henrik: you need a hobby

Chase: I have a hobby

Henrik: being sad is not a hobby

Anti: I may seem as an angry person on the outside but in the inside I’m actually angrier.

Unus Annus ends in about 9 hours. Even without year has been one of the strangest of my life, but I’m so glad that this is the year it happened. It’s what we needed, I think. I’ve really only made a few unus annus posts, as I’m mainly a JSE ego blog, but I’ve been following them since day one.

So thank you, @crankgameplays and @markiplier . Everyone’s been saying it, and I mean it just as much as all of them.

And thanks to the community, for all of the memes. Mark and Eef gave you the content, and you took it to the moon.

This year has been amazing, and even with all of the downs, I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

:)

Jackie: would you rather fight a hundred kindergarteners-

Anti: I wanna fight kindergarteners!

Jackie: that’s not even the full-

Anti: those kids are gettin slapped!

Chase: So that’s my plan.
Anti: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Chase: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Anti: It fucking sucks.
Chase: That’s not constructive criticism.

Chase, poking Marvin while he’s sleeping: Marv get up

Marvin: no, I’m dead. Leave flowers and get out

Jameson, signing: what time is it?

Anti: I don’t know, pass me that recorder

Anti: *plays recorder really loudly*

Henrik: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING RECORDER AT TWO AM

Anti: it’s two am

Chase, bored: do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Schneep: you’re a hazard to society

Anti, pushing Schneep away: and a coward, try twenty!

My chsmas

Type Merry Christmas without using the letters in your name.

Mey Chstms

Sah dudes! I’m Gurt, and this is my first Tumblr post!

This is a theory about @therealjacksepticeye’s character Anti

I got bored, so I dug around tumblr for a bit, as you do.

Occasionally, I would see things about Antisepticeye, y’know, Jacksepticeye’s evil alter ego.

They were talking about how Jack said that nobody had figured out what Anti was yet.

I’m gonna take a crack at it.

Okay. So you know how his full name is Antisepticeye?

Antiseptic.

Antiseptic is basically like cleaning stuff for infections, like germ-x (I know you don’t put germ-x on wounds, shush.)

Funny that the antagonist of the ego story has a name that starts with something that gets rid of the bad stuff.

People say he’s a virus, a glitch, a bug, you name it. What I think he is, isn’t that far off from any of that. I think he’s an infection.

He’s annoying, and if you don’t pay attention to him, he gets angry. Just like a cut that’s been unattended for too long. And I think I can take a stab (hehehe) at what can defeat him. What the protagonists (Chase, Henrik, Jameson, Marvin, Jackieboy man,) can use to get rid of him.

With a cut on his neck like that, I find it hard to believe he can just let it flow without consequences. Even if he doesn’t obey the laws of Earth (he literally glitches), that’s still gotta suck. It SURE would suck if a certain sad dad or doctor poured a shit ton of antiseptic on it, wouldn’t it?

I think that the egos can use some good old antiseptic to defeat him. They’ve got a doctor on their side, it shouldn’t be that hard to find.

That’s my take, if you find this post, leave some feedback! Leave some ideas! I’m always ready to shovel more content down my throat!