There Are Two Reasons To Condemn Turning Red.

Spiderman: No Way Home

This is perhaps the most convoluted attempt at a pure fan service curtain call I have ever witnessed. We could’ve skipped this entire thing and gone straight into Symbiote Spidey and his Venom saga were in not for old men in suits. 

White supremacy has engulfed the GOP.

Does anyone else get annoyed when someone's eyebrows are too expressive in conversation? Unless it's groundbreaking shit, keep those caterpillars at bay.

On minimalism...

Red Table Talk is about to get interesting.

When Tim Burton was nearly tarred and feathered by DC fanboys for casting Beetlejuice actor Michael Keaton as Batman, he said (paraphrasing here) "if Bruce Wayne really had a square jaw and broad shoulders, he wouldn't have to dress like a fucking bat".

I think that Robert Pattinson’s choice to Not Bulk Up and have the macho man Batman build honestly helps sells the believability of the secret identity. No one in Gotham is going to look at Bruce “I look like a traumatized crusty white dog” Wayne and say hes the Batman “I am the night” Vigilante.

Pattinson’s Bruce Wanye looks one stiff breeze from being knocked over and you want to say he’s out punching five dudes three times above his weight class?? Are you insane?? He’s Gotham’s skrungly. Their emo bitch useless billionaire who wears sunglasses inside because he’s a weirdo.

Bliss is knowing all of your high school and college years took place before the advent of smartphones and social media so there is zero evidence of your fuckery sitting in datacenters around the world.

When following old friends you don't see or speak to IRL anymore, Facebook seems to accelerate time when it comes to the "cycle of grief". The newsfeed is literally "lost a spouse, grieving publicly, back in love, remarried", all in the same day.

Mercedes-Benz removes ad with Chinese model over ‘slanted eye’ backlash

The luxury carmaker is one of the latest in a spate of controversies in Chinese media, as critics lash out against Western brands for using “discriminatory” Chinese beauty stereotypes i…

The Chinese are upset about a Chinese model that looks too Chinese. 

Someone explain why we have 51 years of this War on Drugs preceded by 200,000 years of eating, licking, snorting, and smoking whatever the hell we wanted?