Spiderman: No Way Home

The Batman, we've entered a new era, one fit for old graying millennials who were scarred and at the same time enthralled by The Crow as a child, eho were introduced to detective noire after school by WB's brilliant Batman animated series, who listened to early industrial goth techno pop and scoffed while the adult world marveled at the new Internet and its unlimited possibilities, whose parents worked hard and provided well but were emotionally absent, who discovered the world of secret and not so secret conspiracies, one where whistleblowers were no longer heroes but enemies of the state. This is our Batman.

[Bruce] is fully committed to being Batman and he’s just not seen by the city at all. He has no desire to be Bruce in this and he wants to just throw it away. He thinks that this is the way he can save himself, by living in this kind of Zen state as Batman, where it’s just pure instinct and no emotional baggage. —Robert Pattinson

BRUCE WAYNE in THE BATMAN (2022)

Congress is moving towards permanent daylight savings time. Fuck that. There is nothing worse than work and school starting before the sun rises. Stop fucking with our circadian rhythm!

Does anyone else get annoyed when someone's eyebrows are too expressive in conversation? Unless it's groundbreaking shit, keep those caterpillars at bay.

r/antiwork has me feeling some type of way.

Gracias a Sebastián Yatra no puedo escuchar la palabra "mariposa" sin llorar.

Birds are basically the same as dudes who repeatedly get suckered by females via Tiktok -> IG -> OF

News appears on Associated Press, Fox, New York Post, Wall Street Journal, and Newsmax.

Tucker Carlson: "Why isn't the mainstream reporting on this?"

Holding sticks.

Hitting stuff with sticks.

Hitting other people.

Wearing shoes with knives for soles.

Being on top of ice.

Running on top of ice.

All these things are fine, individually. Anyone who does them altogether is a lunatic.

I tossed a general insult towards the entire Twitch "streamer" scene on Reddit, and was downvoted into oblivion. People really take their trash content intake seriously.

Someone explain why we have 51 years of this War on Drugs preceded by 200,000 years of eating, licking, snorting, and smoking whatever the hell we wanted?