Bliss is knowing all of your high school and college years took place before the advent of smartphones and social media so there is zero evidence of your fuckery sitting in datacenters around the world.
I would like to commission an acrylic ant farm toilet.
Birds are basically the same as dudes who repeatedly get suckered by females via Tiktok -> IG -> OF
Every scene in Mexico, ever, if it were left up to Hollywood.
Congress is moving towards permanent daylight savings time. Fuck that. There is nothing worse than work and school starting before the sun rises. Stop fucking with our circadian rhythm!
https://www.wired.com/2020/06/geeks-guide-dune-influence/
Trynna read Dune but keep getting distracted by all the damn influence this mofo has had since the 60s. Stop being so influential, you fucking Frank Herbert brilliant novel ass fuckking novel.
If you skip these movies because you don't have kids you are missing out.
In the 80s and 90s, my parents smoked cigarettes in the house and the pets lived in the backyard. Now, the pets live in the house and my parents smoke in the backyard.
So the married ones feel bad for the whoring bachelors? Priests really are fucked up.
nothing is funnier than Catholics getting mad at Anglican priests for having sex lives
I’m convinced! Aside from this, Grimes’ mother on Twitter is great @Garossino.
Once a particularly dull minded friend remarked that none of the Love Death + Robots episodes were "very interesting" to him. My first thought was a donkey would not find it interesting either.