Let’s Play True Crime Jeopardy:

Fans Think Grimes Wrote Secret Reddit Posts About Elon Musk Detailing Alleged Abuse During Their Relationship

If this is really true, Elon Musk sounds awful.

I’m convinced! Aside from this, Grimes’ mother on Twitter is great  @Garossino. 

I would like to commission an acrylic ant farm toilet.

Every scene in Mexico, ever, if it were left up to Hollywood.

Ever notice how it's almost always the "mother's boyfriend" when a child is killed? Not a coincidence.

The Batman, we've entered a new era, one fit for old graying millennials who were scarred and at the same time enthralled by The Crow as a child, eho were introduced to detective noire after school by WB's brilliant Batman animated series, who listened to early industrial goth techno pop and scoffed while the adult world marveled at the new Internet and its unlimited possibilities, whose parents worked hard and provided well but were emotionally absent, who discovered the world of secret and not so secret conspiracies, one where whistleblowers were no longer heroes but enemies of the state. This is our Batman.

[Bruce] is fully committed to being Batman and he’s just not seen by the city at all. He has no desire to be Bruce in this and he wants to just throw it away. He thinks that this is the way he can save himself, by living in this kind of Zen state as Batman, where it’s just pure instinct and no emotional baggage. —Robert Pattinson

BRUCE WAYNE in THE BATMAN (2022)

Russia is canceled.

Spiderman: No Way Home

This is perhaps the most convoluted attempt at a pure fan service curtain call I have ever witnessed. We could’ve skipped this entire thing and gone straight into Symbiote Spidey and his Venom saga were in not for old men in suits. 

I tried TikTok for a few months. All it resulted in was hours of wasted doom scrolling and commenting "Well... aren't you a fucking idiot" about a thousand times.

This would make a great tweet.

If you have children under the age of 4 and you do not allow your co-parent to watch them alone, it's not a competency issue, it's a trust issue.

Pete Carroll Reveals His Feelings On Colin Kaepernick

Seattle Seahawks head coach Pete Carroll shared his feelings on free agent quarterback Colin Kaepernick. Check it out.

Do you want to know the state of white man America these days? They still won’t hire a most qualified Black man for the job after he brought up race in the workplace, even the ones with job openings that say nice things about him.