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Pen Pals

The ever classic fanfiction, but I'm adding my own style to it!

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Marinette

• Marinette is done

• First Lila now they had to do a stupid pen pal project with an American student

• It was supposed to help them with their English but Marinette was already fluent thanks to Jagged

• And to top it all of it was with a rich school meaning that she might get paired with another spoiled brat

• Good thing then it was an anonymous program meaning everyone was given a number that corresponded with a student at the other school

• So Marinette wrote about Gotham's superheroes to her partner

• She thought maybe it would help them find a common subject to talk about

Damian

• Damian was not exited for this project

• He would have to suffer through poor grammar and snotty French kids

• He was shocked when he got his first letter asking about the superhero's of Gotham

• His pen pal wanted to know if he had ever seen them in action

• Apparently besides a couple official league photos there wasn't much of Batman on the internet

• So he wrote to her about them and actually had fun with it

• He told her about the utility belt, bat-a-rangs, and how they had no powers

• And he tucked one of his sketches of him in his Robin suit in with a note explaining it

• Maybe this project with the mystery girl wouldn't be so bad

In an effort to share a little black and queer history during this turbulent Pride month, here’s a comic about one of my favorite musicians, Sister Rosetta Tharpe.

https://www.everythingisgoingtobeokcomic.com/sister-rosetta-tharpe/

harry, you have your mother’s sass.

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Teach children that this is not ok

Damian calls Batman "father" in public while being Damian Wayne and now they just gotta roll with the lie that Bruce and Batman are lovers and share custody of their pack of children

The entire family gets in on it because hoo boy this is way too good to pass up

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Paris meet Selina Kyle

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Happy Holidays! Here’s a little present for you guys!

Selina

• Selina heard about a purrfect opportunity

• The  Louvre has a new ancient Egypt exhibit focused on cats

• Supposedly one of the pieces was worth 5 million alone!

• She got in without a problem only to discover another cat was already there

• oh my god he was so freaking adorable with his little cat ears and tail!

• Was he a meta? Maybe, but he definitely had powers

• But the poor thing is just there

• Sleeping

• he should be with his family!

• So forget the loot she's stealing something way more valuable

• A son!

• And she did she stole him

• She did of digging and apparently her little kitten is a hero

• A hero who uses cat puns!!! Just like her!

• And he is skilled

• but he can be better!

Adrien

•When Adrien wakes up he's confused

• He fell asleep at the museum where is he?

• did he get arrested? Or should he say Agrested

• Then Selina comes in and introduces herself and he starts fangirling

• After all where do you think he got the idea of cat puns from?

• Cue Ladybug bursting in

• She's screaming about who dares to kidnap her sunshine kitty

• And then she sees Selina and just stares at her before fangirling about her fashion sense

• Apparently Selina's like the only villain, vigilante, or rouge in Gotham with any fashion sense

• And then LB ask Cat freaking Woman if she would like to adopt them

• Adrien is done

• Selina would make a good miraculous holder maybe the tiger?

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As always feel free to use all ideas just make sure to give me the link if you write something based on this! I take request!

Trippy ML Concept:

(Heads up. Might definitely write this fic)

Gabriel starts a new clothing line themed ‘white cat’ as inspired by Chat Noir, but instead it’s “Blanc”

Imagine. Just Marinette’s reactions. Her thoughts. The triggering. The bleeding panic. How? How?! It really messes with her memories she really wanted to forget - but now it’s all she can remember

The timeline doesn’t exist anymore... no one knows about it. No one understands why she freezes up at the teaser launch posters

And then Adrien (oblivious) starts modeling the clothing

And ofc it’s not Chat so he can wear the white mask w/out being recognised right? while Marinette, getting really and scared and fixated on all this has his photos practically glaring back at her

- And like an entire Tangled moment happens where it all screams out after so much staring and sweating where everything, everything just

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Adrichat Craziness plus Miraculous/Batfam Crossover

In light of this new trend I had an urge to do this. This is a Miraculous/Batfam crossover. I'm sorry.

Imagine Damian, Marinette, and Adrien are friends.

How they met and all that backstory stuff is up to you.

Maybe Damian was sent in on a League mission or maybe it was an exchange program.

Maybe Adrien went to a gala with his father or Marinette's parents was catering a party in Gotham or something.

The important part is that they know eachother.

They could all be in a poly, just friends, cult members, secret relatives, a couple and a third wheeler, whatever.

Oh! And they know eachother's identities.

That's important too.

The great thing about this relationship is that no one knows about it except for the tree of them.

It's been hard hiding it from their family and other friends but they already have secret identities.

Lying and making excuses is easy for them.

They have weekly video chats, online movie nights, group chats, revenge plans, black mail, all that good stuff.

They know eachother better then they know themselves at this point.

So one day Damian is at Gotham Academy just scrolling through Tumblr when he finds this gem on #1 trending.

Adrichat.

There are adrichat memes, adrichat fanfics, adrichat comics, ADRICHAT.

The reaction is instant.

He bursts out in laughter, scaring everyone in the vicinity.

The Ice Prince LAUGHING?!?

Either the world is ending or it's the Joker.

Cue the panic and screaming.

Everyone is either running out, looking for places to hide, frozen in fear, or something else along those lines.

After a bit everyone has calmed down a bit and their has masks on they start to notice things.

Wait, where's the henchmen? The rumbling ground? The crazed laughter?

The only laughing that can be heard is Damian's.

Now as they look around they realize that there's no gas seeping out from the windows, under the doors, or through the walls either.

What is happening??

The Batfam arrives and observes from the shadows for a bit.

The cafeteria is full of people but non of them are really reacting like they normally do in some sort of villain attack.

Wait, why is everything just standing around awkward? Where's the henchmen, the guns, the JOKER?!

After a few minutes they come out and start questioning people.

The students and staff just sorta point to a corner of the cafeteria where they are greeted at the sight of a hysterical Damian on the floor.

After the shock of seeing Damian LAUGHING wore off, Nightwing instantly went into panicking mother hen mode and gave him the Joker laugh gas antidote.

It didn't work.

He's still laughing.

WHY IS HE STILL LAUGHING!?!??

At this point the rest of the fam snaps out of it and tries to figure out why the antidote isn't working while panicking. (Well they weren't outwardly showing it so that the civilians could see but they were.)

Through his laughter and tears-wait. TEARS?! Damian tells them to get his phone and call someone called Angel?

Confused Red Robin picked up his phone from off the floor (he dropped and kicked it away during his fit) and looks through Damian's contacts.

As he scrolls through he sees them, Jon, and someone called 'Banana Sunshine Boi' before coming across "Scary Pastry Angel".

He calls them, puts them on speaker, and is surprised when he hears a accented tired female voice say "Dove? *groan* Why in the kwami are you calling me in 2 in the flipping morning?"

From where he is on the floor clutching his stomach, he makes a grabbing motion with one of his hands.

Once the phone is passed to him and he brings it to his ear he wheezes out "M-Mari."

Now panicked Marinette says "Omg are you crying?! Or are you laughing? It's hard to tell?"

"It's b-both actually. But t-that's not what's imp-portant here. Have you *wheeze* c-checked tumblr y-yet?"

"No? I literally just woke up. Wait, Lemme jussstttt......."

After that there was a long pause.

They thought maybe he accidentally hung up when the mystery person whispers through the phone.

"I... I can't... is this for real?"

"Yep."

"........... Heh.... Hhehe. Ehheeheheh. HehEHWHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH!"

Slowly the voice on the other side delves into uncontrollable laughter, triggering Damian to laugh harder as well.

He drops the phone again only for it to be caught by Red Hood before it hit the ground.

"What the hell are we supposed to do now? What even HaPpEnEd?!" Asked the anti-hero as he turned to his brothers.

They all just sorta look at eachother before Damian tells them to add Banana to the call.

"Excuse me. WHO?!?" Asked Jason before the phone was snatched out of his hand by Tim.

He does as Damian tells him to and after a few rings another tired accented but now male voice is heard.

"Guys why are mew calling me so early?What's happeting? Mew know I have a furto shoot in the meowning."

'Even half asleep he's still punning.' thinks Damian as Marinette answers his question.

"We c-called because ppttt C-can you check t-tumblr please. I-It's important."

"Umm. Okay?" Was the reply.

They all waited for a few moments before Adrien's voice was heard again.

"Is this real?"

"Correct."

"So I'm actually trending on Tumblr?"

"*wheeze* y-yeah?"

"And hundreds of people are writing fanfics, making memes, and drawing comics about me dating myself?"

"Yep."

"........."

"........."

"Dang. I never though about me and Chat like that but I guess we do make a cute couple. After all, the dashing royal and the smooth knight has always been one of my favorite tropes."

"bwahahWHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAH!"