IT IS FINALLY DONE @gale-of-the-nomads ! ! ! ! FOR YOUR CRACK AU

au where when darth vader declares that he’s Luke’s father Luke comes to the (entirely reasonable) conclusion that darth vader and anakin skywalker were married

Catfamily

Thanks to {•.•} on Ao3 we have a title for part 2 of Paris meets Selina Kyle!

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-So Selina now has her 2 wonderful children she adopted

- She decides to stay in Paris for a bit and teach them how to fight because honestly these were kids

- Of course she insisted on the whole you need to support each other as civilians to be a better team so identity reveal!

- That kind of killed their crushes on another because Adrien is Chat and Ladybug was Marinette

- So know that they know they have fully embraced their chaos child personalities and are living life well

- Of course then Lila decides to start her whole smear campaign of Marinette and Adrien is like nope not my sister

- Selina also gets another Kitten when Chloe joins in the Catfamily (because Chloe deserves a redemption arc)

- Queen Bee is also back in commission after heroes day due to a lot of miraculous magic and using the name Abeille

-Luka and Kagami are inducted to the Cat family shortly after

- The Catfamily is also considering Nino, Alix, Kim, and Max for possible membership due to them having seen the light

- And part time miraculous users Kagami and Luka are also being considered

- All in all the heroes of Paris are now Selina's kids and she now has a magical artifact that turns her into a cat hero

-She loves being the holder of the Tiger miraculous!

- Selina decides it's time for Bruce to meet his new step children

Selina- Brucie guess what? I took in a couple of strays!

Bruce- That's nice Selina, what type of cat are they?

Selina- Only one of them is a cat. A nice black cat to be precise.

A bewildered Bruce- Wait did you adopt a dog?

A delighted Selina who is acting like she is an offended Victorian maiden- Heavens no! I adopted children Bruce! To think you thought I would adopt a dog of all things! I thought you knew me!

Dick who just fell out of the celling- You adopted what!

Jason and Tim who fell out of the clock- She what!

Barbra, Stephanie, and Duke who are in the now open doorway- Children!

Cass signing- Congratulations!

Damian as he steps over Jason and Tim who are on the floor- Honestly Father you really thought she would adopt a dog?

-Cue a bunch of shenanigans as Adrien, Marinette, and Chloe meet their step-bat-family

-Marinette and Chloe totally drag their fashion choices with Adrien adding in occassionaly

-Bruce is appalled to find out Selina know has a magical cat artifact along with a hero identity that is protected by magic! And apparently she has magical powers now? Who thought that was a good idea? And why is she a magic cat hero!?!

-As you can see Bruce is not taking this new development well but his children are exited about the whole magical powers bit

-Damian likes all three of his new step siblings since they have their own city and hero legacies and won't take his

-Also Marinette makes amazing pastries and appreciates his drawings, he and Chloe have a mutual respect, and he can appreciate Agreste's fondness for felines and can you talk to them?

-The rest of the Batfamily  love their new French step siblings too

Anyway I am so sorry it has taken me so long to update. Everything has been so crazy since Covid started, but now it has calmed down a lot soo. Anyway I hoped you enjoyed part 2 of Selina in Paris! Happy Valentine’s Day guys!

Aella <3

Edit I totally forgot to add the tag list when I first posted this

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I hereby present you a new headcanon (oh joy)

Carol and Bucky, weird but dynamic duo

Just,, think about it

Captured by the enemy? Check

Brainwashed? Check

Basically made to kill innocents? Check

Done with everything? Check

Gay af? Check

I mean, they’d bond instantly, crack weird jokes and kick ass 24/7

~*~*~*~

[First meeting, Carol offhandedly mentions being a lesbian]

Bucky: oh yeah I love lesbians

Carol: [narrows eyes] what

Bucky: yeah me an’ Stevie used to escort them girls at parties and stuff with the double date excuse so they could go to their actual dates without anyone knowing *launches into ten minutes rant because a good suppressed memory just resurfaced*

Carol:

Carol: [calling Fury] Nick why didn’t you introduce me to this one earlier

~*~*~*~

[June]

Nick: what are you two up to now

Bucky and Carol, wearing rainbow themed shirts with matching pants, stuffing at least four rainbow flags in their backpacks and filling their pockets with glitter boxes: it’s gay time

How would the entire Batfamily react if Jason won the presidential election?

They would be 100% supportive of him and help in any way they can

Dick would be his VP, making Kory also the Second Lady

Bruce would distance himself from Jason in public to avoid potential conflict of interest and rumors and stuff because of Wayne Industries. But he supports things like taxing the rich and universal healthcare

Tim is appointed head of the FBI

Damian would be the cute kid brother for the public eye that gains Jason popularity

Roy is First Gentleman and they have shared custody of Lian

Stephanie is Secretary of State and Cass takes care of the press in her own unique way. Duke would become head of the defense department as well as give the law enforcement institute the remodeling it so desperately needs

Alfred writes all of Jason’s speeches, because we don’t need another president cursing and saying regrettable things on national television

I know the popular take is Batman's rogues getting their butts handed to them by Bruce Wayne, and I'm not belittling that, because that's really funny for all stated reasons?

But how about a new take: most of Batman's rogues call him off limits, because they find out he is their benefactor, when/if they try to reform?

Mr Freeze won't touch him because when he's in Arkham, Bruce is the one who finances the research to help Nora Fries.

Poison Ivy won't touch him because he had been the one supplying her with plants, while in prison.

Harley won't touch him because he's just a great guy an' gotham needs guys like that.

Riddler won't touch him because he was the secret backer that time Eddie tried to open a detective agency.

Croc won't touch him because he's one of the few people who ever talks to him like a person.

Deadshot refuses any hits on him because he found out Wayne does a lot of secret work for people down on their luck who made bad mistakes.

“So, I know the two of you have been waiting for me to choose a best man,” Harry said. “Not really,” Hermione replied. “We know perfectly well it’s Ron.” “I will throw a fit if it’s not me,” Ron admitted. “Well, actually,” Harry started. (“Oh my god, he’s going to choose Neville. Hold me, Hermione,” Ron said.) “I was thinking…I want the both of you.” Ron grinned, then stopped, “Wait.”

“Me, too?” Hermione said with a tremble. 

“It should be the people who mean the most to the groom.” Harry murmured.  “There is no choosing between the two of you.” Harry hugged Hermione when she started to cry. “Also, I thought it’d be better to call you guys the ‘groom’s crew’? This men only thing sucks.” “That’s awful,” Ron grinned. “Malfoy’s okay with this?” Right on cue, the door burst open and Draco sauntered in, arms raised. He was followed by Pansy and Blaise. “Behold,” Draco sang. “My ‘groom’s bitches.’” “I hate weddings,” Blaise said.

Happy, then: ugh, kids.

Happy, now: If Anyone Fucking L O O K S At Morgan Stark Or Peter Parker I Will Rip Them To Shreds With My Own Two Hands. I Won't Hesitate. Try It Bitch. I Dare You. If You So Much As B R E A T H In The Direction Of Tony's Kids, I Will Rip Out Your Intestines And Give Them To Morgan To Use As A Jump Rope. You Think I'm Fucking Joking? Test That Theory, See What Fucking Happens, Ass Hat. Fuck You.

Hot takes why Bruce Wayne should be the Youngest Justice League Founding Member

It’s hilarious

Nobody would suspect it. Batman always comes across as so sure and authoritative - he must be at least 37 or so

Meanwhile, Bruce is actually 23 and just took in a nine-year-old

And Robin in turn just makes people think he’s older because if that’s his kid - well, then he’s got to be old enough to be a dad

You’ve got Diana as the oldest and Bruce as the youngest and they’re both the only ones with any braincells

Every time Batman gets a meme, people assume it’s because of Robin and yeah, that’s partially true, but he’s also a millennial

It’s gets better with every kid he adopts

Diana is probably the first to actually know his age but it doesn’t matter much to her

Clark, however, freaks out.

“You’re 26!”

“Yes. How is that more relevant than the fact that I’m Bruce Wayne and therefore can get intel on the kryotonite smuggling ring?”

“You have a teenage son. You’re younger than me!”

“Only by six years, Clark. Now could we please focus-“

Barry and Hal would straight up not believe it.

Hal’s the last to know. He just walks into the meeting room, Bruce unmasked, and is all “who tf are you? Bruce Wayne? Who is that- what do you mean you’re 27?”

Just give me Tired 23 Year Old Bruce having Old Man Vibes

Pen Pals

The ever classic fanfiction, but I'm adding my own style to it!

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Marinette

• Marinette is done

• First Lila now they had to do a stupid pen pal project with an American student

• It was supposed to help them with their English but Marinette was already fluent thanks to Jagged

• And to top it all of it was with a rich school meaning that she might get paired with another spoiled brat

• Good thing then it was an anonymous program meaning everyone was given a number that corresponded with a student at the other school

• So Marinette wrote about Gotham's superheroes to her partner

• She thought maybe it would help them find a common subject to talk about

Damian

• Damian was not exited for this project

• He would have to suffer through poor grammar and snotty French kids

• He was shocked when he got his first letter asking about the superhero's of Gotham

• His pen pal wanted to know if he had ever seen them in action

• Apparently besides a couple official league photos there wasn't much of Batman on the internet

• So he wrote to her about them and actually had fun with it

• He told her about the utility belt, bat-a-rangs, and how they had no powers

• And he tucked one of his sketches of him in his Robin suit in with a note explaining it

• Maybe this project with the mystery girl wouldn't be so bad