I know the popular take is Batman's rogues getting their butts handed to them by Bruce Wayne, and I'm not belittling that, because that's really funny for all stated reasons?
But how about a new take: most of Batman's rogues call him off limits, because they find out he is their benefactor, when/if they try to reform?
Mr Freeze won't touch him because when he's in Arkham, Bruce is the one who finances the research to help Nora Fries.
Poison Ivy won't touch him because he had been the one supplying her with plants, while in prison.
Harley won't touch him because he's just a great guy an' gotham needs guys like that.
Riddler won't touch him because he was the secret backer that time Eddie tried to open a detective agency.
Croc won't touch him because he's one of the few people who ever talks to him like a person.
Deadshot refuses any hits on him because he found out Wayne does a lot of secret work for people down on their luck who made bad mistakes.
In the book industry, Amazon is Goliath, the giant who overshadows everyone else. But there’s a new David on the scene, Bookshop.org.
It doesn’t expect to topple the giant, but it has launched a weapon that could make Amazon’s shadow a little smaller, and help local bookstores fight back.
Bookshop.org, a website that went live at the end of January and is still in beta mode, is designed to be an alternative to Amazon, and to generate income for independent bookstores. And, perhaps more importantly, it seeks to give book reviewers, bloggers and publications who rely on affiliate income from “Buy now” links to Amazon a different option.
Profit from books sold through Bookshop will be split three ways, with 10% of the sale price going into a pool that will be divided among participating bookstores, 10% going to the publication that triggered the sale by linking to Bookshop.org, and 10% going to Bookshop.org to support its operations.
Sleep: Adrien is Oblivious to Marinette’s Feelings.
Woke: Adrien is suppressing those feelings due to his feelings for Ladybug.
Enlightened: Adrien is constantly figuring out Ladybug & Marinette are the same but Bunnix keeps interfering, resulting in an “Oblivious” Adrien.
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I’ve been reading a lot of ml salt fics lately (mainly @unmaskedagain which is a literal goldmine of saltiness). And getting into the Damienette ship. Marinette really does deserves better (Fuck Canon) but so does Adrien. He is not a “sidekick”. Chat Noir and Ladybug are partners = equals. So I decided why not write a fic where Adrien gets his own happy ending in the form of a grumpy assassin-turned-vigilante that loves animals more than people.
Somewhat of a crack writing where creative liberties were definitely taken.
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Lila Rossi is a bitch and everyone knew it. Well, by everyone, Adrien means himself, his good-amazing-make-pastries-for-him friend Marinette, his maybe-not-really-sure friend Chloe and his-not-that-close-really-classmate Nathaniel.
Yeah. It was a small number.
But Lila is still a bitch.
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is there ever that one celebrity that no matter what mood youre in, if you feel like crap you just see a picture of them and you just smile and think “thank you for existing” because they have made your day brighter even if you don’t really know them
I remember first learning that you can cry from any emotion, that emotions are chemical levels in your brain and your body is constantly trying to maintain equilibrium. so if one emotion sky rockets, that chemical becomes flagged and signals the tear duct to open as an exit to release that emotion packaged neatly within a tear. Everything made sense after learning that. That sudden stability of your emotions after crying. How crying is often accompanied by the inability to feel any other emotion in that precise moment. And it is especially beautiful knowing that it is even possible to experience so much beauty or love or happiness that your body literally can’t hold on to all of it. So what I’ve learned is that crying signifies that you are feeling as much as humanely possible and that is living to the fullest extent. So keep feeling and cry often and as much as needed
It is past time that I made a masterlist of all of my Maribat fics, so here we are. I’ll try to update it regularly, and please let me know if the links don’t work.
Daminette December:
Just a Friend Blind Date Decorating Gaming Fire Tree Dancer AU Robin Hood AU Soulmate AU Fluff Snow Animals Death Power Swap AU If Only Hogwarts AU Baking Hot Chocolate Mistletoe Coffee Shop AU Damian’s Birthday Wedding Detectives AU Presents Christmas Domestic Hibernation Childhood Friends AU Children Rivals AU New Years Eve
Let the Sunshine In:
Prologue Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter Four Chapter Five
I didn’t so much fall in love - It kicked me in the face:
Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter Four Chapter Five
Hot takes why Bruce Wayne should be the Youngest Justice League Founding Member
It’s hilarious
Nobody would suspect it. Batman always comes across as so sure and authoritative - he must be at least 37 or so
Meanwhile, Bruce is actually 23 and just took in a nine-year-old
And Robin in turn just makes people think he’s older because if that’s his kid - well, then he’s got to be old enough to be a dad
You’ve got Diana as the oldest and Bruce as the youngest and they’re both the only ones with any braincells
Every time Batman gets a meme, people assume it’s because of Robin and yeah, that’s partially true, but he’s also a millennial
It’s gets better with every kid he adopts
Diana is probably the first to actually know his age but it doesn’t matter much to her
Clark, however, freaks out.
“You’re 26!”
“Yes. How is that more relevant than the fact that I’m Bruce Wayne and therefore can get intel on the kryotonite smuggling ring?”
“You have a teenage son. You’re younger than me!”
“Only by six years, Clark. Now could we please focus-“
Barry and Hal would straight up not believe it.
Hal’s the last to know. He just walks into the meeting room, Bruce unmasked, and is all “who tf are you? Bruce Wayne? Who is that- what do you mean you’re 27?”
Just give me Tired 23 Year Old Bruce having Old Man Vibes
How would the entire Batfamily react if Jason won the presidential election?
They would be 100% supportive of him and help in any way they can
Dick would be his VP, making Kory also the Second Lady
Bruce would distance himself from Jason in public to avoid potential conflict of interest and rumors and stuff because of Wayne Industries. But he supports things like taxing the rich and universal healthcare
Tim is appointed head of the FBI
Damian would be the cute kid brother for the public eye that gains Jason popularity
Roy is First Gentleman and they have shared custody of Lian
Stephanie is Secretary of State and Cass takes care of the press in her own unique way. Duke would become head of the defense department as well as give the law enforcement institute the remodeling it so desperately needs
Alfred writes all of Jason’s speeches, because we don’t need another president cursing and saying regrettable things on national television
A little tribute :)