ISTJ: lab coats and autopsies of the not-quite-human, rows of silver file cabinets, footsteps echoing down cavernous sterile hallways, humming tape recorders, unintelligible whispers from inside the walls.
ESTJ: dark trench coats and black coffee, “What we need is evidence,” polaroids on cork board, caution tape, untraceable phone calls, flickering street lights, skepticism, secret meetings in rainy alleyways.
INFP: black highways stretching into the night, screech-owl calls, baggy brown flannels, ominous religious billboard, unexplained cases of arson, a great once-buried force now rising from the earth.
ENFP: off-limit areas in state parks, rings of glowing mushrooms, cabins filled with faded maps and unsettling taxidermy, caves lined with crystals, walkie talkies, the silhouette of unidentifiable antlers.
ISTP: ominous cable towers stretching into a blood red sunset, picking locks, beat up converse and scraped knuckles, trespassing in abandoned factories and finding secret tunnels connecting the town.
ESTP: missing person newspaper headlines, the feeling of being watched in a fluorescent midnight diner, summer storms, shady local politicians with greasy smiles, novelty ties, and bloody secrets.
ESFJ: bicycles with baskets, befriending loners who see ghosts, pep-talks and first aid kits, bouquets in graveyards, Ouija board sleepovers, lying hand-in-hand on a blanket stargazing for signs of UFOs.
ISFJ: secret treehouses where time is just a little different, shoe-boxes full of old coins no one can identify, saddle shoes, pinkie promises, rescuing strange animals you found by the train tracks
INTJ: specimens in formaldehyde and stolen classified documents, telepathic abilities, government surveillance, erasing your old identity, knowing too much, hiding out in a lighthouse until the time is right.
ENTJ: letterman jackets and restlessness, dreaming of flying, meteor crashes, taking home pieces of glowing space debris, calling the press, “Don’t you understand! This could change everything!”
ISFP: charcoal sketches of shadowy figures, porcelain dolls, sleepwalking into abandoned buildings, prophetic dreams, cornfields at midnight, attic rooms visible only to you, “ No one ever believes me.”
ESFP: eerie late August carnivals, fucking with things that absolutely should not be fucked with and then getting tempted by dark forces, chaotic split-lip grins, breaking curses, standing your ground.
INFJ: boarded-up Victorian houses consumed by ivy, gardens of poisonous plants, typewriter keys and piles of unread manuscripts, knowing all of this has happened before, taking secrets to the grave.
ENFJ: spiral notepads and yellow pencils behind the ear, interviewing local hermits, speaking up at town hall meetings, justice for the restless dead, making powerful enemies of faceless men in dark suits.
INTP: ‘70s science fiction paperbacks and striped tee-shirts, clay models of alien spacecraft, broken glasses, chalkboard equations, creaking swingset chains, strange spinning lights above the suburbs.
ENTP: abandoned hospitals and EMF meters, notebooks filled with illegible equations, knowing everyone else in town calls you crazy, esoteric texts in dead languages, portals to other dimensions.
Today's a good day to appreciate all creatures, not just the cute ones
Finland’s new Prime Minister Sanna Marin is
A woman
A millennial
Raised by same-sexed parents
Youngest serving prime minister in the world
This is the utopia I was looking for. Well done, Finland!
Ok which one of you fucks
Dick
Hera Offerings
"Hera is the Olympian queen of the gods, and the goddess of marriage, women, the sky and the stars of heaven."
Large Altars:
Honey
Breads, grains, homemade sweets
Pomegranates
Fruits
Milk
Wine
Pure water
Flowers such as lilies, poppies, irises, white roses, and waterlilies
White flower arrangements
Peacock paintings, statues, or peacock patterns
Cow paintings, statues, or cow print patterns
Cuckoo bird art or statues
Cuckoo clocks
Incense such as rose, iris, myrrh, civet, jasmine, and patchouli
White, royal blue, purple, dark green, grey, and silver candles
Diadem (crowns)
Throne imagery
Framed family photos
Small/hidden Altars:
Chocolate
Pomegranate seeds
Fake white flowers
Peacock feathers
Peacock jewlery
Cuckoo feathers
Snail or hermit crab shells
Cow jewlery
Cow print items
Toy peacocks or cows
Gemstones such as pearls, garnets, citrine, amber, diamonds, and star sapphires
Perfumes
Silver and gold jewelry (especially rings)
White or gold rose petals
Golden roses
Art that you've created, especially if it is art of Her
Poems written for Her
Any crafts you've made
Stories that you've written
Photos of your S.O. and/or children
Devotional Acts:
If you have a romantic partner surprise them with breakfast in bed, a movie, a massage, booking a romantic retreat for the two of you, etc.
Do housework and keep your home clean
Make a playlist of songs that remind you of Her
Spend time with those you care about and listen to what they have to say
Try to help others
Be kind to children
Reminisce by looking at old photos on your phone or photographs around your house
Set time aside in your schedule just for your S.O., children, family, friends, etc.
Turn your bathroom into a spa!
Take a long bath with bubbles, soaks, music, candles, wine, etc.
Don't be afraid to speak your mind and let others know what you want and don't want
Donate and support domestic abuse victims
Donate a dress to organizations like Brides for a Cause or Brides Against Breast Cancer or donate to help fund someone's wedding/wedding dress
Donate and support charities that help aid in ending child hunger
Take care of yourself, your mental health, and treat yourself to something you want
Pray to Her and talk with Her about what's going on in your life, any crushes you have, your romantic partner/s, past relationships, children, etc.
Sources:
https://vocal.media/futurism/ways-of-worship-hera
https://occult-world.com/hera/
https://goddessgift.com/goddess-info/meet-the-goddesses/hera/hera-activities/
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ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT WARDS!
Im doing some summer warding and wanted to share some tips on how, when, and why to ward as a witch whos practiced for 7 years. (7 years now? damn.)
first:
a ward is a magical barrier between yourself and any unknown entity. think of in the spiderwick chronicles when the old dude had his bed surrounded by a ring of salt- that's a ward, a common troupe for one too!
Wards come in different varieties, shapes and sizes. I wanted to highlight a couple of mine (which are admittedly a lil overkill) here today.
wards are a passive magic meant to be running constantly so things you do not want in your space dont find there way in. so basically: if you dont have any, you should proooooobably put some up after reading this.
so you can sleep safley at night? lol. in all seriousness, its like a magical moat for your space- nothing can come in unless you specifically let it. it's very helpful.
DIFFERENT WARD TYPES!
oh boy here we go let's talk about what kinds of wards there are!
Plants serve as a living, breathing barrier between you and the unknown. They are a very powerful ward when done properly. They can absorb negative energy for you! Be careful with this though- if someone hexes you, it might try to pass through your wards and hurt your plants :(
In medieval times, bells and windchimes were used to deter evil spirits from entering homes. Sound familiar? Anyways, this principle can still be harnessed and used to this day. Along with the bell, I got copper wire, which is a self cleansing protective metal, a hunk of labradorite to invoke psychic tendencies, and an acorn for luck :)
a very common ward includes protective stones! Heres a hunk of obsidian to illustrate! it makes it harder for spirits to pass through generally.
Idk if i can refer to these as prayer flags sincr they dont actually have prayers attached to them, but similar concept! This set of banners has protective symbols to keep my space safe and sound :)
Well that about summarizes my wards! Wards can be made from just about anything that aligns with your craft, I hope this gave you some ideas! blessed be, have a good day!
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Another competence you’ll need is cooking. Never did it in your life? Some recipes are easier than they sound. The easiest?
-Soup.
You always eat them from a can? You can make them by cooking vegetables with hot water and broth, then put the vegetables in a mixer (or a food mill in case of a blackout).
-Mashed potatoes and fries
They can be done otherwise than from a bag or frozen. Mashed potatoes are first steam cooked, then mashed in a food mill. You can cut fries in potatoes, spray them with oil, and roast them in a hot oven, without a fryer.
-Pies and pizza
First you don’t have to buy the dough, flour, water and oil are all you need. And if you don’t have greaseproof paper, coat the baking tin with butter and flour.
-Pastas
The basis remains the same, only the sauce change, and there are tons of them. Puttanesca, bolognese, chicken Alfredo, carbonara, etc. Our vegan friends can try pesto, tomato-basilic, or oil and garlic.
-Cookies
They can be done without butter, olive oil can be used for them.
-Jams
Simply cook fruits with sugar. No sugar? Grape jam was done with grape must instead. It can be difficult to find, so, use grape juice instead. It contained any fruits or vegetables available in the season.
A bit more difficult:
-Bread
Bread was not indexed in stocks, because you can’t keep it for long, except crisp bread. The fresh version must be made. You’ll need bakery yeast, and trying to do it without a robot. In my case, it would not raise much.
-Brioche
Same: it must raise with yeast, but it does slowly. Yeast, by the way, is done with a bit of dough you let sour.
-Cinnamon rolls
Still that raising problem.
And much to my dismay…I still don’t know how to do these.
-Puff pastry
This kind of dough is long to do and master.
-Crumpets
I don’t see why, it’s very close to pancakes…and pancakes are easy.
-Carrot cake
I don’t see why either, it’s never as delicious as in Starbucks.
Butter, like bread, is not easy to make (unless you have fresh milk) nor to be stocked without a fridge. Clarified butter (melted, then solidified) was a possible long stocking method.
Nearly all culinary preparations that involve butter can be done with oil otherwise, easier to stock. For spread use, lard was once used. It can be stocked outside a fridge.
Vegans won’t approve the use of lard, but making your vegetal butter with cashew nuts, water, coconut and colza oil is possible.
Who say cooking say waste, and manage it. If dustmen can’t assure their duty, and you can’t find trash bags? Perishable rubbish can be composted as said earlier.
You can use papers and cardboards as fire starters. For everything else, like glass and porcelain, use a pit in your garden, then bury it. Do not put toxic waste in it, still.
My ko fi
A snail as big as that slug would have a big enough shell that the mouth wouldn't close though