Girlfrmmars - Girl From Mars

why couldn't i have gotten a monetisable special interest. what the fuck am i supposed to do with "knows everything about 80s BBC2 alternative comedy The Young Ones"

i dont have any "tinnitus" i have an angel who lives in my blood and she likes to sing songs for me. ok

‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau

in the club freaking it like this

just a few hours left until the blue haired people run the earth btw

the three inventions the world needs the most are cure for cat allergy, strap-on you can feel, and cigarette that’s good for you. scientists get on this right now please

The dangers of watching Seinfeld is that every conversation you have afterwards sounds like a conversation they would have on Seinfeld.

he’s so real