In The Club Freaking It Like This

queuing is for PUSSIES

i want to caption this as "george costanza haunted by the spectre of male/male sexuality" but i think people would take it as a Funny Tumblr Joke and i need you to know that that is canonically the context of this image

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

i dont have any "tinnitus" i have an angel who lives in my blood and she likes to sing songs for me. ok

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

1910s guy who calls including left-handed characters in stories forced diversity

This seems to be what I've learned.