I Will Not Lie, Friends In My Phone, I Have Been Imagining Affection From Time To Time

Always in a constant state of "hmm maybe I wasn't as normal in that conversation as I thought I was"

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

I was reading a thing where an American was saying that Europeans are weird for putting butter in sandwiches and like ??

So, do Americans not put butter in their sandwiches? Like, I get if you’re having cream cheese, or PB&J or something else with a bit of moisture in it, I don’t have butter with that either, but what if you were having, say, a cheese sandwich, a normal one made with just cheese, I’m assuming you wouldn’t have a slice of cheese between two bits of dry bread. So what would you have? Do you use something instead of butter/margarine, or do you just not have that kind of a sandwich?

This might seem a random question, but I actually need to know this for the purpose of writing fanfic.

we already have a strong contender for tweet of the year

if Homer Simpson was exposed to top/bottom discourse he would say “mmm… subs” while thinking about a big sandwich. and we should all strive to be more like him in this way

‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau

[bad ending]

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heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

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