Queuing Is For PUSSIES

hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures

seinfeld has remained so popular bc ultimately all anyone wants is 3 friends with no life and who are committed to the bit

the obsession some people have with their ships being canonized…..who are you, the catholic church

look at this huge picture that was downtown

here's what i like to call

none pizza left beef: sandwich edition

Ever since the original tape of the Wilhelm scream recording session surfaced I have been losing my mind a little bit over it

why am i late to every poll

Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

they should make a george costanza american girl doll