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I was reading a thing where an American was saying that Europeans are weird for putting butter in sandwiches and like ??

So, do Americans not put butter in their sandwiches? Like, I get if you’re having cream cheese, or PB&J or something else with a bit of moisture in it, I don’t have butter with that either, but what if you were having, say, a cheese sandwich, a normal one made with just cheese, I’m assuming you wouldn’t have a slice of cheese between two bits of dry bread. So what would you have? Do you use something instead of butter/margarine, or do you just not have that kind of a sandwich?

This might seem a random question, but I actually need to know this for the purpose of writing fanfic.

throwback to last month when i fell asleep on the couch and when i woke up my first instinct was to take a pic of my cat sleeping across me but ended up flashbanging her instead

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

look at this huge picture that was downtown

queuing is for PUSSIES

i want to caption this as "george costanza haunted by the spectre of male/male sexuality" but i think people would take it as a Funny Tumblr Joke and i need you to know that that is canonically the context of this image

this needs to be preserved forever and ever. the impact

It’s not trespassing if you’re a girl. It’s just going for a walk

i love what the internet has done to the english language

hi I'm the new OSHA guy. it's my job to stand at the bottom of ladders and kick them down if somepony I don't like tries to climb them