Why Am I Late To Every Poll

if Homer Simpson was exposed to top/bottom discourse he would say “mmm… subs” while thinking about a big sandwich. and we should all strive to be more like him in this way

"this is too raw of a line to come from—" shut up. beauty and meaning is everywhere

hey um i’ve got some bad news. we mulled your boyfriend. he fell in the wine and we mulled him. yeah with the cinnamon sticks.

look at this huge picture that was downtown

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The dangers of watching Seinfeld is that every conversation you have afterwards sounds like a conversation they would have on Seinfeld.

ヒトヤスミなのです

Let's take a little rest

he lets me hit bc i say shit like ‘alas’