Don't Forget To Sleep On Your Neck At A Weird Angle Tonight. I Love You

remember being 8 and world records were the most important thing in the whole wide world

hi I'm the new OSHA guy. it's my job to stand at the bottom of ladders and kick them down if somepony I don't like tries to climb them

i love what the internet has done to the english language

seinfeld but it’s written in 2022 by autistic people on tumblr

jerry: so kramer was telling me that female snakes have two clitorises– george: clitori? jerry: no, it’s clitorises. but see, kramer was telling me about this, and i was thinking. elaine: thinking? jerry: thinking. how would it feel to have two clitorises and no hands? elaine: i’d kill myself. jerry: EXACTLY! george: but you don’t have a clitoris! elaine: stop that. ‘clit.’ just say ‘clit’. jerry: george? george: what? jerry: did i not tell you that i’m trans? elaine: did you not tell him that you’re trans? george: i don’t think you did! jerry: well! i’m trans! kramer, bursting into the apartment: THERE ARE SNAKES HAVING SEX IN MY TOILET JERRY

i can't wait to be 60 so i can tell my life story in the youtube comments section of my favorite songs

look at this huge picture that was downtown

loved the message dude. the little face at the end... fantastic. an "emoji", i assume. does he represent you or me?

someone stole the fucking youtube to mp3 converter off my car