Adam: You look nice, I want to kiss you.
Kai: What?
Adam: I said: if you died, I wouldn’t miss you.
I have no excuse for this other than it was 3am and I had a fever of 101 and hadn’t drawn in days.
[Kpop leaders pt.3]
*Jaebum, Shownu, Hongjoong, Taeyong and Chan taking a tour to the BTS dorm*
Namjoon, hesitating to open the dorm door: Uh—I left them sleeping…
*the door opens to reveal Jimin screaming at the top of his lungs, Hoseok desperately covering his ears, Taehyung pulling on Jimin’s ear and demanding cookies, Jungkook passed out on the floor, Jin holding a hand mirror for himself and Suga watching a drama in the background*
Namjoon:
*Namjoon, turning around and slowly closing the door*
Namjoon: On second thought, let’s have a tour of the elevators
Finian: Girls are hot. Boys are hot. Why is everybody so hot???
Auri: Global warming.
You ever stub your toe on something and you get really mad so you kick that something, and it really doesn’t do anything except make your toe hurt more yet the act of kicking it brings a certain sense of satisfaction so you kick is as hard as humanly possible and the harder you kick it the better the feeling?
This edit I made perfectly descibes my status rn.
The purple in the background stands for #BisexualPride
monbebe: im cold
carat: here, take my jacket!
army: hey, im cold too
exol: well damn army, i cant control the weather.
Percy: I am a form of farewell… A good bi
Jason: what kind of glasses do I wear? Bi-focals
Leo: If I was a mode of transportation I would be a Bi-cycle
Frank: If I was a snake I would be a Bithon
Piper: you should be scared of me I’ll steal your man then seduce you
Annabeth: when I’m cold I become like an atom, I have Bi-layers
Hazel: i made a graph about men and women a ven-bi-agram if you will
Changbin: Are you wearing makeup? Where’d your freckles go?
Felix: Huh? Oh no, winter just makes my freckles fade.
Changbin: I see...
— later —
Changbin: [beating the snow with a shovel while angry mumbling] Give. Him. His. Freckles. Back. You. Bitch.
same school au - love letters
fiona: baz won’t come out of his room
simon: just tell him i said something
fiona: like what?
simon: anything factually incorrect
baz, appearing moments later: i’m sorry, did you just say that the sun is a fucking planet-