It’s Here, The Beginnings A Lil Sucky, But It’s Done. I Now Give You, ‘bow Being Cute Af Part

“Why did you recommend that book?! Now I’m obsessed!”

Me:

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Happy Pride Month!!!

Bows dads: *name their son Bow*

Bow: *becomes an archer*

Bows dads:  

did someone call my name?

teacher: most kings in the past were bi

me, internally: don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it

me: same

Girls UwU

Young K: Wow! Watching 4 kids is hard!

Jinyoung: Ah! 4? Try 6!

Hongjoong: 6!? 6!? Get outta here. What about 7!

Chan: Losers! I have 8! EIGHT!

Coups: I have 12! You guys be grateful!

Taeyong: I HAVEN'T EVEN MET ALL MY KIDS YET! *slamming table* I. Keep. Getting. More. *looks*

Edit: I had to change San to Hongjoong because I got so many hate comments...

Changbin: Are you wearing makeup? Where’d your freckles go?

Felix: Huh? Oh no, winter just makes my freckles fade.

Changbin: I see...

— later —

Changbin: [beating the snow with a shovel while angry mumbling] Give. Him. His. Freckles. Back. You. Bitch.