middle school feelings adventures
I updated the Love situation in Shadowhunters
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i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit
Didn’t Jungkook peel a pineapple with his bare hands though?
[Kpop Maknaes]
*Everyone sitting at a meeting table*
Jungkook, clapping his hands: The first maknae meeting has commenced. Let’s have personal introductions.
I.N: I'm–…gold I.N
Jisung: I’m Pwark Jisung
*the pen in his hands falls and drops to the floor*
*Jisung awkwardly scratching his neck*
Jungkook, looking at the last one: What about you?
Jongho, holding an apple in his hands with a wide eyed stare: *breaks apple in half*
Jungkook, clearly disturbed: uh– first reminder, not to get on Jongho’s bad side.
Me: I ship it
Person: -but they’re not gay
Me:
Happy Pride Month!!!
kai: are...are you saying you like me, or not?
adam: are YOU saying you like ME, or not?
kai: I’m saying I like you!
adam: well, then I’m saying I like YOU!
kai: Fine!
adam: FINE!! Then I guess we’re dating!
kai: FINE!!
adam: FINE!
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
Hoseok: Morning, Yoongi. What are you drinking?
Yoongi: Water.
Hoseok: Really? It doesn't smell like water.
Yoongi: It's... imported water.
Hoseok: Uh-huh. Imported from where?
Yoongi: ...Russia
Hoseok: Are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning??
Yoongi: It's nine-thirty.
yoongi: i don't have a resting bitch face. my bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant.
yoongi: my bitch face will rest when its work is done.