Me: I Ship It 

kai: are...are you saying you like me, or not?

adam: are YOU saying you like ME, or not?

kai: I’m saying I like you!

adam: well, then I’m saying I like YOU!

kai: Fine!

adam: FINE!! Then I guess we’re dating!

kai: FINE!!

adam: FINE!

You ever stub your toe on something and you get really mad so you kick that something, and it really doesn’t do anything except make your toe hurt more yet the act of kicking it brings a certain sense of satisfaction so you kick is as hard as humanly possible and the harder you kick it the better the feeling? 

me: *constantly makes gay jokes in front of family, wears rainbow pin and stickers, talks about gay celebrities and tv shows*

family: are you gay?

me:

Dear wlw who have girlfriends:

How

Please

help 

This edit I made perfectly descibes my status rn.

The purple in the background stands for #BisexualPride

YOU ONLY KEEP ONE BULL 

(Originally published in Comics For Choice)

true erasermic dynamic is both of them accepting theyre dead inside

Alec: Jace is late.

Clary: How? I had Luke call him at 8 this morning and pretend it was 11.

Isabelle: I printed up that fake schedule for him saying we’re starting at 9 instead of noon.

Simon: I set all of his watches and our clocks to say PM when it was really AM.

Alec: Uh, shit. Guys, I think we may have overdone it.

Jace, bursting into the room: WHAT FUCKING TIME IS IT?

sleepy