Reblog If You're Not Homophobic

“Why did you recommend that book?! Now I’m obsessed!”

Me:

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How I imagine Simon and Baz:

Simon would have very soft features. He’d be my lil smol bean, smiley boy.

Baz would have sharper features and look dead inside (I guess he is ahahahahimnotfunnyahah). But he’s still DROP DEAD GORGEOUS😁

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this isn’t my art-credits to the owner

Finian: Girls are hot. Boys are hot. Why is everybody so hot???

Auri: Global warming.

Chan, a trainee: *praying* hey it's me again. I need a friend here. I need someone who understands me, possibly speaks english? Someone cool tho, please? It's all I ask for. I just want a sweet, english speaking friend. Please...

Felix, walking into JYPE: 🤟😉YOOO G'DAY MATE🤪😎IM FELIX😛🤣AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE🇦🇺🇦🇺😱OI OI OI🇦🇺👌LEZ GEDDIT🤩😏MY BROS😍😅

My mom, a homophobic asshole: Did you know that your hairstyle is generally worn by those in the evil evil lgbt+ community

Me, a closeted Gay:

Son: Mom, Dad.. I’m gay.

Mom: *staring at dad*

Dad: *clenches fists*

Mom: … dont do it

Dad: *sweats profusely*

Mom:

Son:

Dad: hI gAy I’m dAD!!

Minsung on a first date

Jisung: so what's your fav colour?

Minho, unimpressed: srsly? Don't ask me dumb questions

Jisung: How is fomic acid prepared in a lab? Give me the chemical reaction for it.

Minho:

Minho: Pink. My fav colour is pink-

Hoseok: Morning, Yoongi. What are you drinking?

Yoongi: Water.

Hoseok: Really? It doesn't smell like water.

Yoongi: It's... imported water.

Hoseok: Uh-huh. Imported from where?

Yoongi: ...Russia

Hoseok: Are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning??

Yoongi: It's nine-thirty.

Can we talk about the dedication in Aurora Rising by Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff? It’s giving me all the feels 😭