The Seven As Jokes I’ve Made About My Sexuality

Finian: Being bi means you can only like two things.

Finian: So I've chosen sarcasm and the Jones twins.

You ever stub your toe on something and you get really mad so you kick that something, and it really doesn’t do anything except make your toe hurt more yet the act of kicking it brings a certain sense of satisfaction so you kick is as hard as humanly possible and the harder you kick it the better the feeling? 

WHY SHOULD YOU READ THIS BOOK?

GENDERBENT QUEER KING ARTHUR. IN SPACE.

No, really, Arthur #42 is an Arabic immigrant named Ari on the run from the corporation that pretty much runs the galaxy. She’s also pansexual.

Merlin, who has aged backwards and is now 17, is gay. (Yes, he totally had a thing for one of the previous Arthurs and finds love again this time with one of the crew)

RENFAIRE PLANET. Yes, tacky cheesy renaissance festival themed planet.

With the most badass bisexual queen, Gwen.

Absolutely the most amazingly diverse queer cast. Srsly, of the main crew, there is only one cishet character in the main cast. ONE.

There’s an AroAce knight, a demigender knight and a non-binary knight (who’s pretty much considered the hottest of the crew)

SWORD WIELDING LADIES KICKING ASS. 

it’s a perfect cocktail of Arthurian lore and space opera

DRAGONS

I cannot say much about Morgana without spoilers, but I absolutely love the angle they went with her character.

READ IT NOW. Second book comes out in 2020!

Seungcheol: You gotta be dunkin my donuts.

Jisoo: You gotta be huttin' my pizza.

Chan: You gotta be mackin' my donalds, man.

Wonwoo: You're really innin' my outs here, buddy.

Jeonghan: You're fivein' my guys.

Seungkwan: Ya whitin' my castle. Ya dairyin' my queen.

Mingyu: Ya steakin' my shake.

Seokmin: But are you belling my taco?

Junhui: You're expressing my panda.

Minghao: You're starring my bucks here, bud.

Jihoon: You're really krispin' my kremes, dude.

Soonyoung: You're really carling my junior here, bucko.

Hansol: Wendy's.

Me: I ship it 

Person: -but they’re not gay 

Me:

This idea has been in my head for far too long

Finian: Girls are hot. Boys are hot. Why is everybody so hot???

Auri: Global warming.

Reeve: I will ruin your happiness, no matter what!

Kai: My happiness?

Kai, turning to Adam and Mira: I’m happy?

YOU ONLY KEEP ONE BULL 

(Originally published in Comics For Choice)

did someone call my name?