God This Tickles Me

Wylan: We have crime statistics? Crime? That warrants statistics??

Jesper: ….You make bombs, Merchling

Wylan: WE’RE THE CRIMINALS?? FROM THE STATISTICS??

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

I know Wylan’s line of ‘just girls?’ seems to imply that Kerch is a heteronormative society but I think it would be objectively funny and also incredibly in character for Wylan to assume he managed to fall for the one straight guy in all of Ketterdam. Like yeah queerness is the standard but Wylan is over here thinking with his luck he’ll have managed to find the one fucking guy who only likes girls. And then the guy in question is the most overt bisexual you’ve ever seen.

Kaz: Dammit, Jesper! Jesper: What?! It wasn’t me! Kaz: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Nina! Nina: Not me either. Kaz: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Matthias: *whistles*

A small scene from 'contrapasso' by damagecontrol

This has nothing to do with the Marauders fandom, but look at my cat, she has a mustache

On the other hand, I finished my crazy jegulus wedding with infidelity jily/bartylus fanfic and I'll probably will be posting it tonight

Feliz navidad!

Yes I'm the party healer, yeah they all use me as a Fleshlight, no none of them ever ask permission and yes I am the prettiest prince in town any more questio- h....hay I'm talking to someone he-eeEereeahhh

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