Wylan: We have crime statistics? Crime? That warrants statistics??
Jesper: ….You make bombs, Merchling
Wylan: WE’RE THE CRIMINALS?? FROM THE STATISTICS??
My alphabet be like...
the nerve. hahahahaha
i promised you 🦋
(crossposting from x, bsky, & ig)
their size difference makes me feel totally normal
I FOUND THIS IN MY CAMERA ROLL ALDKALDJAL WHO EVEN MADE THIS I HAVE NO MEMORY LMAO
People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.
Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.
where were you when you found out trump got shot
it's giving princess celestia
On my knees for shadow Reggie🧎♀️
From the fic ‘Only the brave’ by @solmussa on ao3! Who’s surprised at this point lmao this is my whole personality now, I don’t know how to be normal about it
‼️bloody version under the cut👇