Wylan: I Generally Think Of Myself As An Okay Father But Somehow I Forgot To Teach Our Son What An Owl

friends with benefit? nah. enemies with benefits. I hate you so much but god do you taste good. you’re so fucking incompetent. I wanna get my hands all over you. you look ridiculous in that shirt. take it off. you are insufferable. I need you desperately.

My mother just said she's convinced that Democrats and Liberals don't love their country

Yeah remind me again who stormed the capital because they were unhappy about the election results

i promised you 🦋

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James: I'm definitely the one in charge in this relationship.

Regulus: Babe, stand up.

James: stands up

Regulus: Sit down.

James: sits down

Regulus: Look over here.

James: looks at him

Regulus: Hm, interesting.

god this tickles me

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Yes I'm the party healer, yeah they all use me as a Fleshlight, no none of them ever ask permission and yes I am the prettiest prince in town any more questio- h....hay I'm talking to someone he-eeEereeahhh

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Btw Netflix this is who you're being mean to

remus was james’s gay awakening (he’s the casanova of gryffindor tower, so duh)

sirius was james’s gay ‘confirmation’ (they kissed once, and james knew he wasn’t straight)

then james said hmmmm I want a combination of both, and ended up with regulus.