[Amusing Myself And My Anxiety] Post #2 - The Basket Case

Oh bruh yeah

Desi culture is your mom asking you to take better care of your hair/skin/whatever when you're busy with work and then complaining that you're vain and that you don't care about studies if you actually do.

This happened.

lee jordan has a regular spot on his podcast where he just phones colin creevey and lets him infodump about stuff

he calls it ‘callin’ creevey’

Hahahahahaha why is this so accurate????

parents be like i gave you the bare minimum how dare you be mentally ill

Hehehehe tags lol

be gay, do crime, but being gay is the crime

This is.... Simply beautiful.

because the gag reel???

There are things Cas likes to do, now: spend hours outside in their makeshift garden, covered in soil and humming to the plants in his wide-brimmed hat; take long showers that use most of the hot water, leaving the bathroom partially flooded and smelling like jasmine; organize his tea collection; wear weird fabrics and bright lipsticks; run and spar and meditate; drink a cold beer; dance.

It’s the dancing that kind of fucks Dean up.

The rest he could definitely see coming - the idea that someone technically genderless wants to play around with gender ain’t groundbreaking to him, no matter how much that seems to shock people - but the dancing is… weird. Mostly because Das, for all his earnest enthusiasm, is impressively bad at it.

Then again, that’s what probably happens when you’ve been in a meatsuit for less than one percent of your entire existence; no amount of dance or movement theory can help the way Cas swings his damn arms. 

He’s swinging them right now, Etta James playing low on the radio as he sits at the kitchen table “keeping Dean company” while Dean does the dishes. Dean isn’t totally sure how Cas always ends up keeping the dish washer company instead of washing, himself, but he figures it has something to do with the way that even though Cas looks like he needs an emergency room every time he starts to dance… he also looks kinda cute while he does it. In a please help him kind of way. 

“Hey, get up for a minute.”

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Now ... Don't go around breaking my heart like that

How does it feel? I don't know, I...

Bruh.

I’m sorry it’s just so funny for one of the most popular ships of all time to actually be canonically acknowledged like you can think any way you want about Cas’ confession but the fact that they ACKNOWLEDGED IT is something my brain will never be able to process correctly. I felt so delusional for so many years. Lmao fuck. Cas is canonically in love with Dean. Fuck.

For the first time, understanding wine taste doesn't sound like a lecture from a connoisseur

I keep trying to like red wine like a grown-up but like … it’s rotten grapes, guys. You can drink things that don’t taste like rotten grapes. Why

The members of the "I am bisexual in every way except canon" club

This is edited, because I screwed up and put Elenour from the Good place on here and people in the comments told me she is canon bi. So I replaced her with Stiles. I honestly have no idea how I forgot him, since he is a poster child for fanon bisexuals.