cassidy, he/she, 13yo forever, golden freddy fnaf irl
151 posts
ok well it has been real but i am going to kill you with a hammer now
Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!
there's this fucking tik tok that i keep seeing and it's one of those "meet the friend group" shitty thirst traps and it's 6 dudes right and you got the punk boy (okay fine whatever ) and the elegant boy (what would we do without him) and then there's the fucking ventriloquist and the video just continues on to the college boy and the nerd boy (why are these two different boys?) but i'm still caught off guard by the fucking ventriloquist like this dude just straight up has a muppet of himself and he's not even like doing a ventriloquist thing he just has it and is lip syncing to the song and he has the muppet and that's him he's the ventriloquist that's his thing. there was nothing else for him to be he's just the ventriloquist of the friend group. i cannot stop thinking about this. The Ventriloquist.
WiFi is short for “wience fiction”
bears repeating
go go gadget appear as a horrifying apparition to all the people that have wronged me
FUCKING KILL WILLIAM TONIGHT
all art in this is mine!!! created with love for pizza<3
@rotten-hare
"for what it's worth thank you for caring for Evan..."
. . .
(She doesn’t want his thanks. It makes his skin crawl.)
“fuck!”
"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm
@bear-bitten
hey, ev.
“funny.”
"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm
@bear-bitten
hey, ev.
(He sniles so sneetly.)
"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm
@bear-bitten
hey, ev.
“i have taught you well.”
"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm
@bear-bitten
hey, ev.
“...hehe.”
"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm
@bear-bitten
hey, ev.
“probably me, sorry.”
"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm
@bear-bitten
hey, ev.
“i know, and it sucks.”
"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm
@bear-bitten
hey, ev.
“...don’t do that.”
"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm
@bear-bitten
hey, ev.
“he probably doesn’t need to be babysat all the time, he’s ten.”
(Right?)
"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm
@bear-bitten
hey, ev.
“oh, i- ok.”
(Okay. Okay, that’s good.)
"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm
@bear-bitten
hey, ev.
“yeah, i guess so.”
(She returns the smile, before realizing that if this is the other Cassidy’s Evan, then where the hell is hers?)
"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm
@bear-bitten
hey, ev.
“...i see.”
(While in Afton’s mind, she noticed he had done some research on alternate timelines and parallel universes. At the time, he’d written it off as bullshit, but now . . .)
"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm
@bear-bitten
hey, ev.
(She looks behind her, eyes widening. This girl looks so much like him.)
“...hello?”
"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm
@bear-bitten
hey, ev.
“um, okay. who?”
"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm
@bear-bitten
hey, ev.
well, you didn’t deserve to be.
"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm
@bear-bitten
hey, ev.
...what the hell? why would he say that? it- it’s not your fault your dad is...the monster he is.
"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm
@bear-bitten
hey, ev.
(He pauses.)
...yeah. yeah, i think so.
"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm
@bear-bitten
hey, ev.
"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm
@bear-bitten
hey, ev.
THIS ISN’T ANYONE’S HOUSE THIS IS FREDDY’S. WHERE I “LIVE”
WHY AM I NOT IN THE RACING GAME
NUH UH
WHY AM I NOT IN THE RACING GAME