Well, You Didn’t Deserve To Be.

yeah he just hangs out and fishes

hey uh the devil told me to be more social if i’m gonna stay on earth instead of moving on so um. hello Adult I Don’t Know im golden freddy fnaf real

@g0ldenbear

Hello golden Freddy! What's the devil like are they cool?

there's this fucking tik tok that i keep seeing and it's one of those "meet the friend group" shitty thirst traps and it's 6 dudes right and you got the punk boy (okay fine whatever ) and the elegant boy (what would we do without him) and then there's the fucking ventriloquist and the video just continues on to the college boy and the nerd boy (why are these two different boys?) but i'm still caught off guard by the fucking ventriloquist like this dude just straight up has a muppet of himself and he's not even like doing a ventriloquist thing he just has it and is lip syncing to the song and he has the muppet and that's him he's the ventriloquist that's his thing. there was nothing else for him to be he's just the ventriloquist of the friend group. i cannot stop thinking about this. The Ventriloquist.

i do genuinely need to go on some sort of quest this year or i’m going to become evil for real

“he probably doesn’t need to be babysat all the time, he’s ten.”

(Right?)

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.

Just an amazing UI

*stepping over my own corpse* sorry about that. it's nice to meet you. yeah don't worry about it, it'll despawn in a few minutes.

hes going to eeby deeby

this is also ridiculously old but its been hidden away so i thought id share :•)

wgat the fuck

WHY AM I NOT IN THE RACING GAME