“probably Me, Sorry.”

i luv when characters have blood red eyes but theyre not evil. like. ESPECIALLY if no one acknowledges it. its just like. theres my dark winged demon friend. shes normal.

buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under "no experience needed" and "no degrees needed" and it gave me a job opening for 'dentist'. Like sure I'll have a go, give me the pliers

FUCKING KILL WILLIAM TONIGHT

all art in this is mine!!! created with love for pizza<3

i do genuinely need to go on some sort of quest this year or i’m going to become evil for real

FUCK!!!!

going to fazbeaes pizzarea. it isn't far.

-- @techfangz

bro get out of the lake you don’t know what’s in there

ok 💛 yay 💛

hey uh the devil told me to be more social if i’m gonna stay on earth instead of moving on so um. hello Adult I Don’t Know im golden freddy fnaf real

@g0ldenbear

Hello golden Freddy! What's the devil like are they cool?

if i’m a boy or girl. i’m not bc i am. no i’m not ❤️

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@bear-bitten

hey, ev.