Being The Only Guy Who Works In A Beauty Store Is Fucking Hilarious Sometimes. Im The Only One Who Can

Being the only guy who works in a beauty store is fucking hilarious sometimes. Im the only one who can sell our shitty beard shampoo and a not insignificant amount of our customers think im untrustworthy. According to my coworkers i use every mens product we have so they can get dudes to buy a shaving cream. Trying to explain to people that theres no difference between "men's" and "women's" products is like talking to a brick wall. Ive had multiple women get angry with me for sampling them out one of our "men's" moisturizers when they specifically said they wanted a mattifying one to control oil and that's the best one we have for those two things. I still think about the guy who came in asking if we had "masks for men." I contemplate ending it all every time someone returns a completely unused product that they absolutely refuse to try just because it either says or doesnt say "for men" on it. 90% of the time its the perfect product for them. I had a lady who was willing to buy a worse product for her needs that was more expensive just so it wouldnt say it was for men. Are you ever tired? Are you ever exhausted? These are the same kinds of people who say that im the one whos obsessed with gendering everything because im trans.

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In Polish we have this beautiful expression - mieć oczy w dupie - which translates directly into have one’s eyes in one’s asshole. It means to be not able to see things clearly, misjudge or lack the ability to evaluate a situation.

I think it’s beautiful how this expression also tells you exactly where people, who don’t consider Sasuke and Naruto to be the most beautiful love story our generation, have their eyes.

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