In Polish we have this beautiful expression - mieć oczy w dupie - which translates directly into have one’s eyes in one’s asshole. It means to be not able to see things clearly, misjudge or lack the ability to evaluate a situation.
I think it’s beautiful how this expression also tells you exactly where people, who don’t consider Sasuke and Naruto to be the most beautiful love story our generation, have their eyes.
Historic life
Everyone has to form at least one homoerotic alliance but refuse to give any outright specifics and say “we’re close friends”
HAHAHA?!?!??!
forEVER haunted by that last HUH
You’ve heard of girl math and boy math and gay math but what about Supernatural Math?
Supernatural math is 6 hours turns into 5 minutes
Supernatural math is fighting God and surviving but getting killed by a nail
Supernatural math is having sexual tension with every new character you meet but almost never fucking anyone
Supernatural math is “adopting” kids leading to them dying, getting traumatized, or losing their memory
Supernatural math is getting killed 15 times and still coming back to life
Supernatural math is getting catfished by the writers constantly
(Keep it going)
Sabriel as a ship is so funny to me, because on the surface it’s like ya they have funny interactions and it’s a silly crackship, but if u look deeper into it u realize that Gabriel is Sam’s perfect mirror, a wayward son who rebelled against his family and his destiny at every turn. They are both considered impure by the people around them, damaged by the world and by their choices. They might be the only two beings in the entire universe who can truly and fully understand each other. Anyway I think it would be rlly funny if they kissed on the lips.
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Synopsis: Wherein Chuuya attends an art exhibit and flirts with the man behind the paintings in the most bizarre way.
Pairing: Osamu Dazai x Chuuya Nahakara
Genre: Comedy, Fluff, Angst
Format: Social Media + Written
Warning: Swearing, Suggestive Topics (might be updated as the story goes)
Status: ongoing!
── .✦ ACT 1: LOST
01: what’s done is done > one, two, three, four
02: we just met > one, two, three
03: life is not some movie > one, two, three
04: no take backsies > one, two, three
05: if you wanted to you would > one, two, three
06: you’re the worst > one, two, three
07: nice to finally meet you > one, two, three
08: there is nothing to fix > one, two, three
09: this was a mistake > one, two
10: wish me luck > one, two, three
11: plus the drinks > one, two
12: if that’s your cup of tea
13: he’s home
yall know the meme
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an angel that’s an animal