My Nine Year Old Sister Watching Supernatural For The First Time Vs Me Watching It Again For The Hundredth

Historic life

Everyone has to form at least one homoerotic alliance but refuse to give any outright specifics and say “we’re close friends”

HAHAHA?!?!??!

what a fucking crossover

an angel that’s an animal

Being the only guy who works in a beauty store is fucking hilarious sometimes. Im the only one who can sell our shitty beard shampoo and a not insignificant amount of our customers think im untrustworthy. According to my coworkers i use every mens product we have so they can get dudes to buy a shaving cream. Trying to explain to people that theres no difference between "men's" and "women's" products is like talking to a brick wall. Ive had multiple women get angry with me for sampling them out one of our "men's" moisturizers when they specifically said they wanted a mattifying one to control oil and that's the best one we have for those two things. I still think about the guy who came in asking if we had "masks for men." I contemplate ending it all every time someone returns a completely unused product that they absolutely refuse to try just because it either says or doesnt say "for men" on it. 90% of the time its the perfect product for them. I had a lady who was willing to buy a worse product for her needs that was more expensive just so it wouldnt say it was for men. Are you ever tired? Are you ever exhausted? These are the same kinds of people who say that im the one whos obsessed with gendering everything because im trans.

🎨 Back to Square One

Synopsis: Wherein Chuuya attends an art exhibit and flirts with the man behind the paintings in the most bizarre way.

Pairing: Osamu Dazai x Chuuya Nahakara

Genre: Comedy, Fluff, Angst

Format: Social Media + Written

Warning: Swearing, Suggestive Topics (might be updated as the story goes)

Status: ongoing!

TABLE OF CONTENTS

── .✦ ACT 1: LOST

01: what’s done is done > one, two, three, four

02: we just met > one, two, three

03: life is not some movie > one, two, three

04: no take backsies > one, two, three

05: if you wanted to you would > one, two, three

06: you’re the worst > one, two, three

07: nice to finally meet you > one, two, three

08: there is nothing to fix > one, two, three

09: this was a mistake > one, two

10: wish me luck > one, two, three

11: plus the drinks > one, two

12: if that’s your cup of tea

13: he’s home

did another zosan meme (no one is surprised)

reblog for me to send really really weird and slightly ominous headcanons about you in your inbox

forEVER haunted by that last HUH

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