ForEVER Haunted By That Last HUH

did another zosan meme (no one is surprised)

Historic life

Everyone has to form at least one homoerotic alliance but refuse to give any outright specifics and say “we’re close friends”

HAHAHA?!?!??!

In Polish we have this beautiful expression - mieć oczy w dupie - which translates directly into have one’s eyes in one’s asshole. It means to be not able to see things clearly, misjudge or lack the ability to evaluate a situation.

I think it’s beautiful how this expression also tells you exactly where people, who don’t consider Sasuke and Naruto to be the most beautiful love story our generation, have their eyes.

yall know the meme

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Being the only guy who works in a beauty store is fucking hilarious sometimes. Im the only one who can sell our shitty beard shampoo and a not insignificant amount of our customers think im untrustworthy. According to my coworkers i use every mens product we have so they can get dudes to buy a shaving cream. Trying to explain to people that theres no difference between "men's" and "women's" products is like talking to a brick wall. Ive had multiple women get angry with me for sampling them out one of our "men's" moisturizers when they specifically said they wanted a mattifying one to control oil and that's the best one we have for those two things. I still think about the guy who came in asking if we had "masks for men." I contemplate ending it all every time someone returns a completely unused product that they absolutely refuse to try just because it either says or doesnt say "for men" on it. 90% of the time its the perfect product for them. I had a lady who was willing to buy a worse product for her needs that was more expensive just so it wouldnt say it was for men. Are you ever tired? Are you ever exhausted? These are the same kinds of people who say that im the one whos obsessed with gendering everything because im trans.

hc skk left a legacy behind at the arcade they used to frequent bc to this day, on every single game, it’s either player SLUG or player MACKEREL topping the scoreboard. no one has been able to rank higher than them yet

sometimes curious ppl will ask about who those two legendary players are and the arcade workers would just sigh and be like. oh yes. THEM. they’re the reason I started balding early (I’m 24) and would go on to explain how yeah, Chuuya and Dazai were regular, paying customers but they were SOOOO disruptive and loved to argue LOUD ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE TO HEAR. and how they got kicked out a few times bc of that but still kept coming back

(the arcade workers complain but it’s lighthearted and with a sense of fondness) (bc despite how much trouble skk used to be, they’ve brought the small arcade a LOT of business with ppl visiting to try to beat their scores)

Sabriel as a ship is so funny to me, because on the surface it’s like ya they have funny interactions and it’s a silly crackship, but if u look deeper into it u realize that Gabriel is Sam’s perfect mirror, a wayward son who rebelled against his family and his destiny at every turn. They are both considered impure by the people around them, damaged by the world and by their choices. They might be the only two beings in the entire universe who can truly and fully understand each other. Anyway I think it would be rlly funny if they kissed on the lips.