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Chan: we all have our demons Jisung, pointing at Minho: that one's mine

Chan: where are you going? Felix: to get ice-cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there

Minho: Something’s off.

Hyunjin: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Minho: No, but that’s funny.

me after writing the most gut-wrenching, tear jerking, despressing angst ever on c.ai just to delete it

Changbin: I dare you to- Chan: Jisung isn't allowed to accept dares anymore Changbin: why not? Jisung: some would say I 'have no regard for my own or others personal safety'

Jisung: the stars are beautiful tonight Hyunjin: they are Jisung: you know who else is beautiful? Hyunjin, blushing: who? Jisung: Minho

Seungmin, reading a box of baby formula: Shake well before feeding.

Felix: *picks up the baby*

Seungmin: No-

Minho: fuck! Jisung: you kiss your mother with that mouth? Minho: no kisses Jisung Minho: I kiss you with that mouth Jisung: malfunctioning

sorry i never mentioned before that i’m hyunjin’s stylist 🏳️‍🌈

Jisung: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Jisung: Minho is still mad about it, but me and Felix were drunk and thought it was funny.

#how is he real

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he got his masters in cuntology with a concentration in slayinogical studies from the university of servington

Hyunjin: adults don't care about their birthdays Changbin: you came to practice last year on a horse

Jeongin: I love my Hyungs equally

Seungmin: We were robbed and almost attacked yesterday

Jeongin: OH GOD IS LIXIE HYUNG OKAY

Jeongin: *runs straight to Felix's room to check on him*

Seungmin: I’ll have you know that I can bench press over six million and ninety-two nanograms. Changbin: Dude, that’s less than two pounds. Seungmin: Sounded better the way I said it.

Jay: How do you feel?

Heeseung: *has tears running down his face and has been crying for the past two hours*

Heeseung: *checks his mood ring*

Heeseung: I'm happy and relaxed.

Chan: Grammar crash course, "oo" words.

Hyunjin: One goose two geese.

Felix: One tooth two teeth.

Seungmin: One foot two feet.

Jeongin: One moose two meese.

Jisung: One boob two beeb.

Jisung: I'm the rizzler Jisung: I'm a professional Also Jisung, talking to Minho: are you from Michigan? because- because you're the only Mich I...gan......

Jisung: Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don’t shut up. Hyunjin: What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was “how”

Bangchan : Felix, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Felix: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

Chan: *cooking* Minho, can you grab the meat?

Chan:

Chan: Minho let go of my ass.

Hyunjin: How come you've been abnormally nice lately?

Lee Know: What do you mean?

Hyunjin: You seem nicer than usual.

Lee Know: I'll punch you in the face if you want.

Jeongin: Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars? Jisung: [to Hyunjin] You shoot me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house and range rovers. Hyunjin: You can shoot me too, we’ll have 20 million. Jisung: Good thinking, fuck the system.

Han: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Hyunjin : If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.

Han: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Changbin: Actually I did the math, Hyunjin would have $225, not $0.15.

Hyunjin: Fam I’m right here....

Felix: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Han: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Felix: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Han: :(

Changbin: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Hyunjin would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Felix: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Changbin: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Minho: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.

Changbin: Apply juice to what.

Seungmin: Directly to the forehead.

Bangchan: Great chat everyone.

Felix: If I say I love you will you say it back? Hyunjin: yes Felix: I love you Hyunjin: it back *slightly later* Chan: why is Felix crying on the floor?