Hyunjin: Your future self is talking shit about you. Minho: I'm talking shit about me too. He ain't special.
rearranging the pillow and blankets to feel like you're being spooned so you feel less alone
Minho: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Jisung: It was autocorrect. Minho: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? Jisung: Yes.
Minho: What would you like? We have water, coffee, spiders, pepsi or- Jisung: Spiders? Minho: Spiders it is then Jisung: No wait- Minho, already pouring a glass of spiders:
This man is my wife
Felix: describe your ideal boyfriend Jisung: hm, 5'8, long eyelashes, brown hair- Felix: you're just describing Minho, aren't you? Jisung: what!? no-! Felix: describe your ideal boyfriend Minho: Jisung.
Jisung: I'm an expert at identifying birds Jeongin: Oh yeah? What are those on the tree up there Jisung: Yep, those are all birds
Interviewer: So now that I have your attention-
Minho: You don't have my attention.
Interviewer: Han Jisung.
Minho: I am listening.
Chan: Jeongin, I think it's time we tell you, your donut allergy is a lie Chan: we made it up, so you'd eat healthier Jeongin: what? no, no, I'm just allergic to a lot of stuff Jeongin: bacon, donuts, chocolate, not saying thank you- Jeongin: oh no.
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