Seungmin: I’ll have you know that I can bench press over six million and ninety-two nanograms. Changbin: Dude, that’s less than two pounds. Seungmin: Sounded better the way I said it.
Jeongin: I love my Hyungs equally
Seungmin: We were robbed and almost attacked yesterday
Jeongin: OH GOD IS LIXIE HYUNG OKAY
Jeongin: *runs straight to Felix's room to check on him*
Chan: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis Minho: you're literally 26 Chan: I might die at 52!
Chan: Does he make your heart beat faster? Jisung: I have anxiety bro, everything makes my heart beat faster
Eden: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Jihoon: I wrote you a poem. Eden, already crying:You did?
Felix: If I say I love you will you say it back? Hyunjin: yes Felix: I love you Hyunjin: it back *slightly later* Chan: why is Felix crying on the floor?
Chan: I haven't drank a glass of water in the last 2 weeks and I haven't slept in days. I've memorized the pattern of stains on my bedroom ceiling. Felix: How the hell are you still alive? Chan: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.
Minho: Why are you on the floor? Felix: I'm depressed Minho: .... Felix: Also I was stabbed Felix: Can you get Chan?
Chan: You can't move in with Hyunjin.
Felix: Why not?
Chan: Well, um, how are you going to feel when he see's you without any makeup?
Felix: l'm not wearing makeup right now.
Chan: Holy crap, you're beautiful.
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