Jisung, Ordering Coffee: I'd Like A Light Roast Minho, The Waiter: You're Kinda Ugly

Jisung: when you said you were 'magic in bed,' this wasn't what I was expecting Minho, pulling a card from the deck: now, is this your card? Jisung: holy shit, it is-

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Minsung

“their relationship is strictly platonic” “they’re so in love” well, more importantly, they are fucking weird and abnormal about each other in an undeniable way

Jeongin: Pardon my strong language but, Jeongin: fiddlesticks

Seungmin, reading a box of baby formula: Shake well before feeding.

Felix: *picks up the baby*

Seungmin: No-

Chan, after being awake for 72 hours: When you've wimbled all your wombles, and you've jingled all your jongles, listen to the flimble flomble of my fûckíng tâñgęrïńě...

Being a kpop stan is so crazy like what if someone asked you what your favorite song is and you say 'fairy of shampoo'

Chan: Hey Seungmin, have you seen Lix and Jeongin?

Seungmin: Nah, they must have wandered off, they'll come back soon, I'm sure

*Somewhere else*

Felix: Innie, are there supposed to be deserts in Korea?

just because physical affection makes me nervous doesn’t mean i don’t want it any less … i promise i really do need a shoulder rub and lots of kisses but i need to be desensitized to it first. it’s too foreign to find comfort in.

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