Chan: Hey Seungmin, Have You Seen Lix And Jeongin?

Chan: Who do we know that has handcuffs? Jisung: Well, Minho and I - Minho: *elbows Jisung* Jisung: - wouldn’t know.

i'm actually very normal if you ignore everything i have ever said and done

Minho: fuck! Jisung: you kiss your mother with that mouth? Minho: no kisses Jisung Minho: I kiss you with that mouth Jisung: malfunctioning

Juji: So you like cats? Rie: Yeah. Junji: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

Hyunjin: Minho, is that a hickey? Minho: no! it's- uh, it's a mosquito bite Hyunjin: pretty big for a mosquito bite Minho: it was a really big mosquito Jisung enters the room Hyunjin: hello, really big mosquito

Who in Stray Kids

Chan: Grammar crash course, "oo" words.

Hyunjin: One goose two geese.

Felix: One tooth two teeth.

Seungmin: One foot two feet.

Jeongin: One moose two meese.

Jisung: One boob two beeb.

Felix: How's the prettiest person in the world?~ Changbin: I don't know, how is he?~ Felix, blushing: I- Minho, from across the room: I'm great, thanks