Minho: Sometimes I Feel Like A Portable Chair Jisung, Sitting On Minho's Lap: Why?

*in court* Jisung: *whispers to the Judge* Judge: This has nothing to do with the case Jisung: Can you please ask it anyway? Judge, sighing and turning towards Minho who is on the witness stand: Do you think he's cute? Please be honest

A cheesy, cringy romantic trope that I go weak in the knees for is when character A and B are looking at the sky and character A says "the stars are so beautiful" and then character B says "yeah. beautiful" but they're looking at character A.

I go feral every time

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Minho: I came down here to say I'm sorry. Changbin: Oh, good. Go ahead. Minho: No, that was it. I did it. I said I'm sorry. Hey, I said it again. Now I got one in the bank so I can do whatever I want to.

Chan: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis Minho: you're literally 26 Chan: I might die at 52!

Minho: God, give me patience. Jisung: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Minho: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead

Soobin: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated! Beomgyu: Killed without hesitation

Jisung, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me! Felix: Yeah, Jisung will straight up cry in public. Don't try him. Jisung: Exactly, I will straight up- Jisung: Jisung, tearing up: Felix, why would you say that?!

Jisung, crying: Minho hyung and I had a fight and he took away all my fidget spinners! Felix, comforting him: God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers

Jisung, throwing his head onto Minho’s lap: tell me I'm pretty Minho, lovingly stroking his hair: you’re pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are