I'm Actually Very Normal If You Ignore Everything I Have Ever Said And Done

Jisung to himself: Just try flirting, be casual later Minho, going in for a high-five: hey, good job Jisung: intertwines their fingers Minho: wh- Jisung: I'm in love with you

Chan, after being awake for 72 hours: When you've wimbled all your wombles, and you've jingled all your jongles, listen to the flimble flomble of my fûckíng tâñgęrïńě...

sorry i never mentioned before that i’m hyunjin’s stylist 🏳️‍🌈

Minho: Why are you on the floor? Felix: I'm depressed Minho: .... Felix: Also I was stabbed Felix: Can you get Chan?

Jeongin: If you had to choose between Seungmin and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Minho: I'll take the money. Jeongin: You don't even know how much mon- Minho: I'll take the money.

mill: i know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are

yoojung, crying: it’s not a joke i’m legit a snack!

Chan: The reservation was booked for an hour ago! What could you possibly be doing to miss our anniversary dinner? Felix: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

Jisung, ordering coffee: I'd like a light roast Minho, the waiter: You're kinda ugly

Minho: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Jisung: It was autocorrect. Minho: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? Jisung: Yes.