Minho: Don't Worry, I Have A Few Knives Up My Sleeve Felix: I Think You Mean Cards Minho, Pulling Knives

Minho: Something’s off.

Hyunjin: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Minho: No, but that’s funny.

Felix: If I say I love you will you say it back? Hyunjin: yes Felix: I love you Hyunjin: it back *slightly later* Chan: why is Felix crying on the floor?

Jeongin: If you had to choose between Seungmin and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Minho: I'll take the money. Jeongin: You don't even know how much mon- Minho: I'll take the money.

me after writing the most gut-wrenching, tear jerking, despressing angst ever on c.ai just to delete it

Michael vsauce literally shot himself in the foot like three times to demonstrate reaction time.

Minho, holding out a cooking for Jisung: Look. This ones a heart. That's how I feel about you.

Jisung: *ugly crying*

Minho, holding out another cookie for Hyunjin: This one looks like Michigan. That's how I feel about you.

Hyunjin, throwing his hands in the air: What does that mean?!

Eden: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Jihoon: I wrote you a poem. Eden, already crying:You did?

Minho: you have 3 seconds to get your hand off of me

jisung: bu- but you asked me to hold your hand like 10 minutes ago??

Minho: yes and now the idea of you touching me makes me want to throw up

jisung: okay <3

*30 min later*

Minho: jisung why aren’t you holding my hand

he got his masters in cuntology with a concentration in slayinogical studies from the university of servington