Eden: Valentine’s Day Is Just A Consumerist Holiday That Holds No Real Value Other Than Drive People

*in court* Jisung: *whispers to the Judge* Judge: This has nothing to do with the case Jisung: Can you please ask it anyway? Judge, sighing and turning towards Minho who is on the witness stand: Do you think he's cute? Please be honest

Seungmin: I fell- Hyunjin: from heaven? Seungmin: no I literally fell- Hyunjin: in love with me? Seungmin: MY ARM IS BROKEN Hyunjin: okay but do you think I'm pretty? be honest

Kuromi outfit for junji 💜⛓️🖤

Hyunjin: Minho, is that a hickey? Minho: no! it's- uh, it's a mosquito bite Hyunjin: pretty big for a mosquito bite Minho: it was a really big mosquito Jisung enters the room Hyunjin: hello, really big mosquito

Chan: and what do we tell ourselves when we want to jump off a bridge?

Jeongin: I am loved

Changbin: I am important

Felix: yeet

Chan: no.

The lightstick for my fictional kpop group IMPACT

Seungmin: I’ll have you know that I can bench press over six million and ninety-two nanograms. Changbin: Dude, that’s less than two pounds. Seungmin: Sounded better the way I said it.

Beomgyu, looking sad out of the window: Nobody thinks what I think.

Soobin: Why the hell should anyone be thinking about hiring a hitman on yourself while also hiring a bodyguard, just to see who is better at their job?

Beomgyu: ...

Beomgyu: What about hiring two hitmen on each other?

Chan: Grammar crash course, "oo" words.

Hyunjin: One goose two geese.

Felix: One tooth two teeth.

Seungmin: One foot two feet.

Jeongin: One moose two meese.

Jisung: One boob two beeb.

Minho, holding out a cooking for Jisung: Look. This ones a heart. That's how I feel about you.

Jisung: *ugly crying*

Minho, holding out another cookie for Hyunjin: This one looks like Michigan. That's how I feel about you.

Hyunjin, throwing his hands in the air: What does that mean?!