Hyunjin: New Year, Same Me Because L'm Perfect.

he got his masters in cuntology with a concentration in slayinogical studies from the university of servington

Jeongin: If you had to choose between Seungmin and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Minho: I'll take the money. Jeongin: You don't even know how much mon- Minho: I'll take the money.

My diagnosis may say high-functioning but I don't feel like I'm functioning very highly.

Jisung: Did you eat my cookie that was on the counter?

Minho: We're dating.

Jisung: So????

Minho: Dating is communism. It was OUR cookie.

Kyubin: This date is boring! Yoojung: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Kyubin: Then why did you invite me? Yoojung: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Yoojung I'll do whatever I want!

Chan: where are you going? Felix: to get ice-cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there

Minho: When I asked for a spoon, I meant an utensil Jisung, hugging Minho from behind: Oh

Jeongin: Do you think different paints have different tastes? Jisung: They do. Chan: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?