Jeongin: Do You Think Different Paints Have Different Tastes? Jisung: They Do. Chan: ...Why Did You

Jeongin: HELP! I TOLD MINHO I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Hyunjin, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Being a kpop stan is so crazy like what if someone asked you what your favorite song is and you say 'fairy of shampoo'

Vincent Perronet (1693–1785) was an Anglo-Swiss clergyman of the Church of England, vicar of Shoreham and an early Methodist.

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

Jisung : Am I in trouble? Chan: Take a guess. Jisung: No? Chan: Take another guess.

Felix: Change is inedible Chan: Don't you mean inevitable? Felix, spitting out coins: I do not

Jeongin: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Seungmin: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Felix: There were so many mixed messages in that

Minho: Highway to hell.

Hyunjin: Stairway to heaven.

Jisung: Elevator to eeby deeby.

Hyunjin: Do you want a tarot reading Seungmin: those are pokemon cards Hyunjin: you got a magikarp Seungmin: ... Hyunjin: it means you fucked up

Felix: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you're going to die.

Minho: My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.

Seungmin: It's called connotations.

Jisung: Try this one on for size. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned" vs "Sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty".

Chan: Great news! Language is now banned!