The ultimate power move in a vampire/fairy rivalry would be the fairy inviting the vampire over for tea. The vampire has natural dominion over anyone who invites them into their home, the fairy has natural dominion over anyone who violates the laws of hospitality, and neither can refuse the appointment without showing weakness, so it’d just be a constant headgame of the vampire trying to manoueuvre the fairy into a position where the obligations of hospitality allow the vampire to eat them, and the fairy trying to trick the vampire into doing something that would allow the fairy to declare them a poor guest.
I want to be chaotic with a boy, I want to playfully argue and do stupid ass shit like go to McDonald’s at 3 a.m and make out in the parking lot, is that too much to ask?
sometimes i just have one active brain cell on these occasions it’s usually dedicated to boy because boy is amazing
maybe i’m gay
yeah i’m gay
so i normally keep my blog sfw but this is to good not to add
My job on the commune is to eat the rats in the grain storehouses. Also I give blowjobs.
jokes on you i already have it
I cast spell that makes you get out of bed too fast and get dizzy
Why do you like sharks?
This is completely cruel and evil and word needs to get around about these demons so everyone knows what these demons are planning to do to dogs once they get ahold of them.
If you know someone or if you yourself is planning to give away a pitty by craigslist soon, DONT and wait for awhile!!!! They act like they’re going to adopt them and act all nice then they get rid of them, don’t be fooled!!
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