I Want To Be Chaotic With A Boy, I Want To Playfully Argue And Do Stupid Ass Shit Like Go To McDonald’s

this is the one this post is perfect

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

Bitches are in my Labyrinth. Trying to fuck my minotaur.

yk what would be amazing. if i was hanging out with a boy while we had music playing, he would show me all his favorite songs while we danced together and laughed and just embraced each other’s presence. just perfect.

Guess what? I invented a new word: Plagiarism

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getting butterflies because of somebody is the weirdest thing i’ve experienced it’s like, everything about them is great so i always have them but sometimes they do something i think is cute or just great, and the butterflies get more intense as my brain shuts off for a second while i process how great everything they do is.

Add in your own language

what if i made a ‘pick a hot person and i’ll tell you how valid you are’ quiz but made it ‘choose some paintings and i’ll tell you how much art thief energy you have’ ... i just might

just heard my roommate yell ‘you USED me!!!’ from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth

sometimes i just have one active brain cell on these occasions it’s usually dedicated to boy because boy is amazing

maybe i’m gay

yeah i’m gay