Jokes On You I Already Have It

If a boy ever lets me play with his hair I’ll literally go feral

Like no controll full on rat

rb for something really lgbt to happen to you too

To tick off my AP human geography teacher...

Reblog if you feel that the worldwide spread of AIDS is more important for high schoolers to know about than the spread of American baseball

I wanna get drunk & lay in the grass

this is the one this post is perfect

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

what if i made a ‘pick a hot person and i’ll tell you how valid you are’ quiz but made it ‘choose some paintings and i’ll tell you how much art thief energy you have’ ... i just might

Do you know why Sun Bears look so...weird compared to other bears? Is it the eyes?

it’s not just you, sun bears just look incredibly bizarre when you stack them up against other bears!

pictured: bear

pictured: film extra from the first narnia movie in a hyperreallistic fursuit:

but as always, there are real valid reasons behind mother nature’s stupid horseshit!

the sun bear has bizarrely humanlike limbs because, living in a hot tropical environment, they have no need for the enormous fat reserves of the temperate bears! this makes their bodies a LOT thinner and really screws up their proportions. 

like really, REALLY screws up.

but sun bears do actually have longer front legs than other bears, along with larger claws, longer tongues, and cartoonishly mobile muppet faces.

and for good reason: sun bears are specialized predators of social insects!

the long legs and huge claws let the sun bear rip into beehives and termite mounds alike with wild abandon, while the long tongue and agile face assist the sun bear with getting all slurpy slurpy on the innocent hive insects and their delicious larva who were just going about their normal insect day when the sun bear rolled into town.

“aaaieeee! please, not the children!”

now insects aren’t ALL a sun bear eats, by any means, but they DO form the bulk of the protein in the sun bear’s diet, so they’ve got good reasons to look the way they do!

humans just tend to find the wonky proportions pretty off-putting, and it doesn’t help that many sun bears also have light-colored eyes which humans find incredibly freaky.

NYEGH okay that is pretty awful. 

anyway tldr sun bears look weird because the bear family tried to produce an anteater, and they didn’t do a half-bad job at it!

I want to wake up in the morning to make some toast or something, and I want him to walk up behind me and wrap their arms around my waist, resting their chin on my shoulder, and softly mumbling back the good morning and I love you I give him

I want them to ask me to come back to bed with him, just for a little, and I won't need any convincing to stay with them for as long as we both desire, snuggled as close together as possible, making content little hums as we drift back to sleep, listening to their heart beat

tired deserve 2 b held boys let me sleep in your arms