Do You Think Venom And Eddie Compare Tongue Sizes?

Why the hell does vomiting suck so much? It's supposed to be helpful right?

Body: Hey there's poison inside you.

Me: Oh shit what do we do?

Body: Don't worry, we just need to vomit and get it our of your stomach.

Me: Oh ok then lets just do it.

Body: It's also gonna be the worst thing you experience for at least a month.

Me: But why I thought this was supposed to help and be good

Body: It needs to suck as much as possible

Me: Why?

Body: Because

Me:

Body:

Me:

Body:

BBLLLEEUEUEUUGGHGUGUGHGGHEEE

Just "C"

Christ

I was crying and thought: If bc and ad was 1 year apart then is the 40 something years christ was alive just lost time?

that thing where you pick a cat up and they stretch out like a happy accordion and/or shrimp. share if you agree.

“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“

LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy

this is the new gay flag

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024)

this sounds like the penguins of Madagascar talking to each other

I won't lie daddy. kitten is a little worried

Sonic the hedge

Ji Sook Jung (born in 1987). Korean

Animal in the Wind (2014)

Clay

37 x 21 x 30 cm, 15 x 8 x 12 in approx