Odysseus: Do you ever think before you speak?
Diomedes: I have never thought about anything, fuck you
Odysseus: *smol and buff*
Diomedes: *has a thing for Odysseus’s buffness*
Diomedes: mild mannered and friendly like 99% of the time
Odysseus: The only bastard that can get a rise out of them
Poseidon to Odysseus: You and your dreadful little polycule haven’t seen the last of me
Penelope: I need to go into town to get some things, can you two promise me not to kill each other while I'm gone?
Diomedes: Please, we're not children.
Penelope: *suspicious glare at them before leaving*
Odysseus*the moment the front door closes*: Eat shit and die.
Diomedes: Yes, fuck you too.
*comence gay laughter”
Diomedes: There will come a soldier, who carries a mighty sword, he will tear your city down, oh lei, oh lai, oh lord
Oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord, he will tear your city down, oh lei, oh lai, oh lie, oh lord
Penelope: There will come a poet, who's weapon is her word, she slay you with her tongue, oh lei, oh lai, oh lord
Oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord, she will slay you with her tongue, oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord
Odysseus:There will come a ruler, who's brow is laid in thorn, smeared with oil like David's boy, oh lei, oh lai, oh lord
Oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord, smeared with oil like David's boy, oh lei, oh lai, oh lei, oh lord
The three genders:
Penelope: Princess
Odysseus: Slut
Diomedes: Loser
*Odydiopen at the movies*: Three tickets to Barbie
Diomedes: The best way to gain someone’s undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.
Penelope: So you’re going to wait until Ody is in danger and save him?
Diomedes: Of course not, I’m going to create a situation that puts him in danger then save him.
Penelope: …
Penelope, under her breath, snickering: oh yes, this is gonna be fun
(Normalize Diomedes being a little (huge) bastard)
Odysseus: What did you two do?
Penelope:
Diomedes:
Odysseus: you’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I need to lie to Athena again or not
This took some time, but it was worth it
1. #doyalike - kazeWIW
2. Cool for the summer - Demi Lovato (sped up)
3. The bakery - Melanie Martinez
4. Telepatia - Kali Uchis
5. Do I wanna know? - Arctic Monkeys
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Tagged by @shunukitrash to list my current 5 favorite songs! Thank you ❤❤ 1. [The System Of] Doctor Tarr and Professor Fether- The Alan Parsons Project 2. Step By Step- The Alan Parsons Project 3. Games People Play- The Alan Parsons Project 4. Sirius/Eye In The Sky- The Alan Parsons Project 5. Old And Wise- The Alan Parsons Project tagging: @theimpossiblescheme @sethsevolution @appalachian @gimmedatrn @seasidefanasties @aaronpullinteeth
It was either of the two pics and I don’t know which one too pick, also song: fuck me
thank you for the tag @https-stay 💕💕💕
tagging: anyone who wants to play along!
(you need to view the image or you'll just like the post)
Since people liked it i made a toy that works on the computer: https://nick-nonya.itch.io/trampoline-toy Have fun!
I need more Poppy Playtime friends
I want to aggressively throw the shit tone of art I have that I'm too fearful/lazy to show
dinners ready @fuckingdeadinsidetm !! hope you like it :3
Thank god for Sketchfab. Drawing the car was so worth it
(Menelaus, Odysseus, and Diomedes find themselves having to sleep outdoors during a mission)
Diomedes: Odysseus, spoon with me. We need to huddle together for warmth.
Menelaus: No, Odysseus, you're my best friend. You're going to spoon with me.
Diomedes: I called first spoon. Odysseus, get over here right now.
Menelaus: Odysseus, don't throw away a lifelong friendship for a one-night spoon with Tydides.
Odysseus: Enough. We're gonna stop fighting. We're gonna lie down, and we're gonna triple-spoon like adults!
imagine Hera, Aphrodite, and Athena going to Odysseus instead of Paris with the apple. (in lore this would never work since the goddess know Odysseus would favor Athena, but let's pretend) They tell him to give the apple to the fairest like in the story. And then he just leaves.
He goes back to his palace to the shock of the goddesses and just gives Penelope the golden apple. He's just like yeah, 3 goddesses basically told me to give you the apple, I don't really know why, but here I am.
Like what are they going to do, his choice perfectly aligns with all their domains. Aphrodite? How is chosing his wife as the most beautiful and fairest not an act of love. (she might think it's blasphemy to put his wife above her, but I dont' think she'd mind if it's an honest and sincere act of love that he does) Hera? How is him putting his wife and his marriage above all else anything but a celebration of her domain. Athena? She'd probably be the most cool at the start, but how is that not a brilliant 3rd option to take (really 4th) that doesn't insult any of the goddesses
I’ll stop with the shitposts now I swear,
It’s just really funny to see the difference between Cartoon DD and CN and Reborn DD and CN
Also idk ASL so if the signing is wrong pls excuse me—
Do I love this or hate this? Idk but it hurt
[Reimagined]
Great Celestial War where more casualties happened and the relationship between the brothers and Celestial Realm is far worsened.
The idea has been floating in my head for a while, what if the brothers suffered more haha unless….?
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