I Need More Poppy Playtime Friends

Fact

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Eurylochus: Captain! Something approaches...

Scylla: Hello.

Eurylochus: Oh gods! Is this why you told me to light six torches?! Do you intend to sacrifice us?!

Odysseus: Did I say torches? I meant candles.

Eurylochus: What...?

Odysseus: Just watch.

Odysseus: *faces Scylla, clears throat*

Odysseus: 🎶 There are other ways of persuasion... 🎶

Scylla: 😳😳😳

okay SO we're talking dsmp as a play and I have literally been thinking about this for the best part of two years here's a thing. characters breaking the 4th wall, there are only four (during s1):

1. Dream. puppeteer-style popping in and out to change the story/make it more exciting for the audience because he's in control, he's the one who brought them here, say. doesn't directly interact with them but acknowledges them, a nod here, a wink there.

2. Techno. outright asides in the middle of dialogues scenes, never looks to the audience on the punchline but you know it's a joke for them. LOTS of soliloquies - his speech in the bunker post-manberg festival where he talks about the rocket launcher springs to mind.

3. Tommy. isn't actually aware there's an audience, mostly doing it for the bit (picked it up from Wilbur + Techno), but makes a disproportionate amount of 4th wall breaking jokes.

4. Wilbur. at the beginning of the play he is completely unaware of the audience, but as he starts to spiral he begins to see them more and more, performing to them in a way that makes sense to us but seems unnatural to the other characters. the whole 'chekhov's gun' thing is him aware that we are waiting for that outcome, in button rooms scenes he's constantly looking back for our approval. (also during his spiral you'd start to hear train sounds in his worse scenes but that's part of another post.)

anyway it is so cool we're talking about this I finally get to share my nerdery

Was scrolling through your page and saw the “Odysseus was kidnapped by Paris instead of Helen” art with Penelope. So I’m asking if you could draw Odysseus and Paris interacting pls? 👉👈

Let's just say that in this version everyone is mad at Paris, because he kidnapped a person he shouldn't have kidnapped and furthermore he didn't keep his agreements with Aphrodite so there's that too... Just because he wanted someone like Odysseus on his side and instead of thinking with the mind preferred to follow the heart.

It's a really short interaction but damn this was really fun to make. Athena, Ares and Poseidon joining forces to help Penelope is still such a funny concept to me.

( I might have used some quotes... From Paris the musical...)

@attyhat 's Paris design

Diomedes : do you know the reason I asked you to come here ?

Odysseus : bc of the dick pic I accidentally sent you ?

Diomedes : *stops pouring wine*

Diomedes : accidentally?

ideas for tumblr staff

dont remove the boop button

stop banning trans women for no reason

the sons of atreus

odysseus is a very attractive man what can i say.

anyways better version of the illiad where instead of achilles throwing a fit about his girlfriend being taken by agamemnon, agamemnon just kisses Odysseus instead! everybody wins!

also menelaus is a little bitch about missing his wife and he NEEDS his buddy’s comfort im sure.

The fun thing about accepting the idea that Homer was Odysseus’ grandson is that that essentially means that he spent an entire novel thirsting after his grandfather.

Like, Homer, buddy, why are you describing your grandpa’s luscious thighs in such detail ?

(you need to view the image or you'll just like the post)

Since people liked it i made a toy that works on the computer: https://nick-nonya.itch.io/trampoline-toy Have fun!

I was listening to Epic: The Musical on shuffle on Spotify. I was listening to Thunder Bringer. And I got bored of it right at "You or your crew?" So I skipped

And I fucking hear "There are other ways of persuasion"

ODYSSEUS STOP SEDUCING ZEUS WHILE IM LISTENING TO EPIC